12 / Blood Beat

12. Blood Beat

Joe watches the "so bad, it's good" (but is actually really bad) Christmas horror movie, "Blood Beat" (1983)!

If you read the description of this movie, where a son brings his girlfriend home for Christmas but then she's inhabited by the soul of a samurai who starts killing folks, you think it sounds awesome! It is not awesome. It is long, slow shots of things barely happening interspersed with a plot that doesn't make sense. Merry Christmas!

If you have a samurai helmet, please let Joe know @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram! Maybe it'll fit his giant head.