Episodes

36. Signed, Sealed, Delivered for Christmas Joe watches the movie about postal workers solving problems that's also about God's love, Signed, Sealed, Delivered for Christmas (2014)! When a squad of special postal workers get a letter from a little girl who wrote to God, they decide to help her out. There's also an appearance by an angel. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe talk deal with disappointment in this, the thirty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you...

35. A Wedding for Christmas Joe watches the movie about a Christmas wedding, A Wedding for Christmas! (2018)" One lady wants to get married at Christmas so her sister, a wedding planner, is bullied into putting it together with only weeks to spare. Or maybe days! It's literally never said! And it's annoying! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe unravel at the dumb inconsistencies that litter a generally inoffensive movie in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

34. Christmas Lovers Anonymous Joe watches a movie about people forced to love Christmas in secret, Christmas Lovers Anonymous (2021)! There's a lady. She likes Christmas too much so she decides to not like it any more. Then she decides to like it again, but doesn't want anyone to know so she uses a website. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe enjoy one of the most egregious mistakes he's come across in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know ho...

33. Christmas Together Joe watches a movie about a town he's not sure is real or fake, Christmas Together (2020)! So, like, Ava wants a very Christmas-y vacation and heads to the fictional(?) town of Tinsel. There she meets a girl obsessed with dogs and a man obsessed with stars. Maybe they'll end up being a happy family. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe over-explain a scene about a heater in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe why you want a d...

31. Always and Forever Christmas Joe watches the WIX.COM-sponsored romance, Always and Forever Christmas (2019)! At some point before the movie, Lucy's grandpa died and he left her his year-round Christmas store. We know this because Lucy mentions it approximately 43 times during the course of the movie. Anyway, she learns to love the store and the town. Merry Christmas! Find out how life is truly created in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe...

30. This is Our Christmas Joe watches the movie that turns out to be a surprise sequel, This is Our Christmas (aka Beverly Hills Christmas 2) (2018)! This movie is pure nonsense. There's a dead mom, a time jump, a baking contest that goes nowhere, and approximately 45 characters that only appear once. It's magically bad! Listen to Joe battle the wind to record a podcast in this, the thirtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe it's going to be all right @joemoc!

29. Mistletoe & Menorahs Joe watches the Reese's Peanut Butter cup of holiday films, Mistletoe & Menorahs (2019)! In an almost unfathomable tale, someone who celebrates Christmas spends time with someone who celebrates Hanukkah! What is this, science fiction?! No, it's a generally enjoyable movie that teaches us much more about Hanukkah than about Christmas! Listen to Joe talk about this movie for a shockingly long time in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60...

28. Santa's Promise Joe watches the decrepit hyper-religious Santa's Promise (2020)! Look, Joe hated this movie. It made him genuinely depressed. It's ostensibly about a rich man who tries to give away all of his money by Christmas, but it's really about loving God and quoting the bible. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe recap a movie simply because he wasted his time watching it in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Check to see if Joe's still sad @jo...

27. Hometown Holiday Joe watches a Christmas romcom with unnecessary time jumps, Hometown Holiday (2018)! Krista is looking for love. Ryan is looking for someone real. When they meet and have a great day together and then inexplicably don't speak for almost three months, sparks fly! Will they end up together?! Merry Christmas! Joe tries to be real in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how real you are @joemoc!

26. Desperately Seeking Santa Joe watches the movie also known as Can't Buy Me Love at Santa, Desperately Seeking Santa (2012)! Jen is awful and not nice to people and then she falls in love with David, who is basically perfect, and then she's nice. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe deal with another movie where you're supposed to hate the main character for most of the time in this, the twenty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you'd get your photo take...

25. Christmas on the Coast Oh boy, Joe watches another movie with an unlikeable protagonist that we're supposed to care about in Christmas on the Coast (2018)! When best-selling author Drucinda finds her novels selling less and less, she decides to head back home for Christmas. There, she steals stories from everyone's lives for her book and also makes them sound dumb! And she falls in love! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get very mad about dumb things in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE ...

24. Christmas Apparition Joe watches the moody and mopey Christmas Apparition (2016)! Emma agrees to watch a stranger's kids for Christmas. What could go wrong? Not much, really! Mostly just kids being jerks! Join Joe in watching a movie that's 60 minutes of build-up and 10 minutes of not much else in this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe who put the mouse on Emma pillow @joemoc!

23. The Real St. Nick Joe did not enjoy mental health romcom The Real St. Nick (2012)! Nick thinks he's Santa Claus. Kate, a psychologist, does not agree so she admits him into a psychiatric ward. She also falls in love with him. He's her patient. Merry Christmas! Find out real tragedy behind Nick in this, the twenty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your favorite part of this episode he recorded after having dropped his phone and cracking his screen @joem...

22. A Kiss on Candy Cane Lane Joe watches the movie held together by tape and hope, A Kiss on Candy Cane Lane (2019)! There is no kiss on Candy Cane Lane! There is a kiss! There is a Candy Cane Lane! Never the twain shall meet! Instead, we get a movie with mostly good performances and with shockingly bad quality control. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe's brain melt in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you've figured out the timeline @joe...

21. A Magic Christmas Joe watches the family film that thinks it's about competing buddies, A Magic Christmas (2014)! Jack and family spend Christmas at a cabin from his youth. There, he runs into childhood friend Robert and his family. The families adore each other, but the movie wants to pretend there's a rivalry! There isn't! It's a mess! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that feels as if it's being told by someone with a spotty memory in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRI...

20. A Christmas Wedding Date Joe watches the broken time loop romance, A Christmas Wedding Date (2012)! Rebecca heads back to her hometown for a wedding and, over 30 minutes into the film, finds herself in a time loop! Who could have seen that coming? Me! Fifteen minutes before that! Listen to Joe get FURIOUS at the movie breaking its own rules in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how you feel now that we're 1/3 of the way done on Twitter @joe...

19. Christmas Tears Joe watches the batshit salvation saga, Christmas Tears (2014)! There are no words that can properly describe this movie. It features: yelling at old ladies, yelling at unemployed men, yelling at mom's worried about their husband being kept hostage in Iraq. It has it all! Join Joe on a saga of insanity in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Comfort Joe on Twitter @joemoc!

18 / It Came Upon A Midnight Clear Joe takes in the timeless tale of a dead grandpa coming back to life to find a lost angel, It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (1984). This is a very normal holiday flick filled with lots of weird details! Why was there a pie fight? Why did they include a bit where a mental patient thinks he's Superman? We'll never know! Enjoy learning about Joe's favorite new name, WILEY BOGGS, in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Help J...

17. Snowmance If there's a lady falling in love with a snowman, Joe must be watching Snowmance (2017)! Sarah dreams of a perfect romance! She's tired of these lame-o human guys who don't set her hear aflame! What she needs is a snowman brought to life in the body of a hunky dude! Who doesn't need that?! Joe keeps warm with tea in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you'd smooch a snowman on Twitter @joemoc!

16. Mr. St. Nick Joe watches one of the TV-movie-iest TV movies he's ever seen, Mr. St. Nick (2002)! Kelsey Grammar is Nick St. Nicholas and Nick St. Nicholas is Santa's son! Nick doesn't want to be Santa, but he also does! Will he get to be Santa?! Find out by watching! Wait, there's also a bit with an INS agent terrorizing legal immigrants! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that doesn't matter in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe ...

15. Christmas Coupon Joe watches the garbage that is Christmas Coupon (2019). Ivan was a hockey player. Alison was I have on idea. I think a professional ice skater? They fall in love. It doesn't matter. This movie is one of the worst I've seen. Watch it if you want. Good luck. Joe forgot to do the Christmas movie tropes in this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Ensure Joe's wellbeing by checking on him on Twitter @joemoc.

14. A Christmas Hero Joe watches a movie that has so much black & white footage, it almost feels like a World War II documentary, A Christmas Hero (2020)! This is about a guy who's an Army vet and suffering from PTSD. a guardian angel shows him he's going to hurt himself if he doesn't change. Then he changes. Not even a Christmas movie. Don't watch it. Listen to the life drain from Joe's voice in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what your g...

13. A Prince for Christmas Joe watches the sweet and actually enjoyable royal romance, A Prince for Christmas (2015)! Prince Duncan needs to get out of an arranged marriage and finds his escape in the small American town of Aurora! That's where restaurant owner Emma lives! You know the rest! And that's okay! Joe has a nice time in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe is barely on Twitter @joemoc!

12. Christmas Mail Joe watches the worst movie of season 2 so far, the US Postal Service-focused "romantic" "comedy", Christmas Mail (2010). There's a new hire as the post office sorting facility. She's Kristi North and she loves Christmas! Maybe she's related to Santa? Maybe! Also, a guy's niece wants him to find someone to kiss! Learn how to make a bird talk to you in this, the twelfth episode of JOE WATCHING 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you prefer an indoor or outdoor picnic...