Episodes

36. Deck the Halls Joe watches a weird one called Deck the Halls (2011)! No, not the infamous movie starring Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito! This is movie is a mystery starring characters from popular detective books! Joe didn't know this when he started it! What happens when P.I. Regan Reilly's dad is kidnapped? Well, she teams up with amateur sleuth Alvirah Meehan to solve the crime! What happens when Joe has to talk about a nice and complicated movie? Find out in this, the thirty-sixth ...

35. His and Her Christmas Joe watches the voice over-packed bicker-fest His and Her Christmas (2005)! Liz is an advice columnist. Tom is an opinion columnist. Most of this movie is them talking about how much they dislike each other. You'll never guess what happens! What advice might Joe have for you, dear listener? Find out in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you keep plants where your fish live on Twitter @joemoc!

34. Holiday High School Reunion Joe reunites (for the first time) with the 2012 movie, High School Reunion (AKA Christmas Crush)! Georgia goes to a High School Winter Wonderland to see all of her old high school pals, none of whom she seems to actually like or actually like her! Except Ben! But he's also frosty towards her? It's a mess of unlikable characters and ridiculous situations! Merry Christmas! Joe doesn't really care about high school and he probably makes that clear in this, the thir...

33. Holiday Road Trip Joe watches another one. This time it's Holiday Road Trip (2013). This movie is about three living creatures: Maya, recently broken-up; Patrick, recently screwing up; and Scoots, recently a dog. All three go from Washington, DC, to Los Angeles, CA. Joe hated it. Find out which part of this dumb movie makes Joe angriest in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe about whether Scoots recognizing his own mortality on Twitter @j...

32. A Christmas Mystery Joe watches a movie that makes him extraordinarily mad, A Christmas Mystery (2014). Who was sending Rebecca's dead mom Christmas cards? To be clear, this was before she died. Figuring this out will send Rebecca on the adventure of a lifetime! Or something similar. Joe did not like this movie at all. How apoplectic does Joe get? How bewilderingly mad does Joe get? How close does Joe come to quitting? Find out in this, the thirty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS...

31. Matchmaker Christmas Joe swipes left on Matchmaker Christmas (2019)! Is that right? Is that how it works? Maggie is the best at matching up her friends, but what happens when her boss matches her up with her ex? Because she's an editor and he's a writer? What if it was about a lady who made matches (as in the incendiary device)? I would like that more than this unless that version doesn't show her making matches and just talks about it for 90 minutes. Then I would like it the same. Who car...

30. Christmas Crush We've made it halfway through the show so Joe re-watches the movie that started it all, Christmas Crush (2019)! Addie has a (Christmas) crush on her neighbor Sam so she decides to wish a Christmas Wish (the most powerful kind) for her neighbor to be in love with her! Unfortunately, she was too vague about which neighbor and she's accidentally ruins someone's life! Find out why Joe chose this movie to mark the special occasion in this, the BIG THIRTIETH episode of JOE WATCH...

29. Christmas Cupcakes Joe watches the half-movie/half-reality-cooking-competition mess of a movie Christmas Cupcakes (2018). Gina and Kim's dad died! He had a bakery! Now they're going to take the bakery over! But the bank might take it all! Oh, and there's a cooking competition! What if they win?! Find out why Uncle Mario is a clown and who Joe's least favorite character is in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know he's a magical beast on...

28. The Christmas Contract Joe watches the GENUINELY SWEET AND NICE MOVIE The Christmas Contract (2018)! Jolie get's her best friend's brother, Jack, to pretend to be her boyfriend during a Christmas trip home. Turns out her ex, Foster, is bringing his new girl to town and oh boy we don't want any of that! It's a whole adorable thing! How much Tyler Hilton can fit into one movie? Find out in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Say hello (or goodbye) ...

27. Holly's Holiday Joe watches the 2012 Christmas(?) movie, Holly's Holiday! Holly's a career-focused lady who doesn't have time for men... unless they're perfect! Then she meets Bo! Bo's perfect! Except for one thing... something the movie doesn't really address! It's very dumb and frustrating! What's the twist? There's only one way to find out: listen to this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! (Or watch the movie, I guess.) Joe can be found in the re...

26. A Nanny for Christmas Joe enjoys a flax seed shake (in a bowl) while watching A Nanny for Christmas (2010)! What do you do when you lose your job as ad executive and accidentally get hired as a nanny? Well, if you're Ally, you lie! You lie all the time! And you teach kids to lie! Welcome to A Nanny for Christmas! Get familiar with Danny Donner Chocolates in this, the twenty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Don't forget to say hi to Joe on Twitter @joemoc! He (p...

25. Holiday Joy Joe watches the Christmas(?) teen life-swap movie, Holiday Joy (2016) What happens when life is hard and no one appreciates you and you get hit by a car? Well, you get to try a new life with people who are mean so you learn to appreciate what you had before! That's it! That's the movie! Listen to a sad, beaten man in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what thought on Twitter @joemoc!

24. Christmas Catch Joe watches the entirety of Christmas Catch (2018), he promises! Mack is an undercover police officer. She's also terrible at dating! What happens when these two worlds collide? That's the whole story of the movie! I'll have 36 more descriptions to write after this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! You can say hi to Joe on Twitter @joemoc! No pressure!

23. A Christmas Snow Joe watches the 90-minute prologue, A Christmas Snow (2010)! A movie made in 2010 that looks like it came from 1989, it tells the tale of a lady who is mean getting snowed-in with a man who is not and a kid (who is also mean, but is also a kid). Joe did not enjoy this one! What's the secret meaning behind this movie and how can you screw up an obituary? Found out in this, the twenty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Find Joe on Twitter @joemoc!

22. The Truth About Christmas Joe watches the 2018 holiday romp, The Truth About Christmas! Jillian is leading her boyfriend George to political glory! All it takes is a lot of lying, something Jillian has found herself getting better and better at doing. Unfortunately, she lies to the wrong little girl and finds herself CURSED BY SANTA HIMSELF! Early morning video chats, depressing talent shows, and a pointless plot about a toy! Learn about all these and more in this, the twenty-second episod...

21. A Plum Pudding Mystery Joe watches the Hallmark Channel original movie Murder, She Baked: A Plum Pudding Mystery (2015)! In an effort to keep things fresh (and brains sane), Joe tries out a Hallmark original movie from one of their mystery series! Hannah is a baker and she solves crimes and this crime occurs at Christmas, which means I can watch it for the podcast! Who dies? Who killed? Where did plum pudding come from? You can find the answer to all of these questions (except for the last...

20. Holiday in Handcuffs An angry Joe watches the awful, terrible, no-good, very bad movie Holiday in Handcuffs (2007). Trudy kidnaps David at gunpoint and forces him to pretend to be her boyfriend while visiting her awful parents. It's a romantic comedy! What does a mixture of rage and indifference sound like? Find out in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

19. The Christmas Calendar Joe unboxes* the 2017 unexpected mystery, The Christmas Calendar. A mystery gives Emily the gift of a Christmas Calendar! Each day, a new clue is opened leading to the giver's true identity! Follow along as Emily decides which dude in town she thinks it is! There are a lot of characters in this movie and they all appear quite frequently! Who wants to smooch Emily? Who turns out to be a cartoonish villain? Find out in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHR...

18. A Little Christmas Business Joe watches the 2013 fever dream A Little Christmas Business. Look, this movie is inexplicable. Watch the trailer and see for yourself what sort of movie I watched for this gosh darn podcast. Daniel Baldwin plays Donny, a guy who is too busy for life. I guess he learns a lesson? You tell me. It's just so weird. Join Joe on a journey of the soul as he unpacks all of this nonsense on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

17. Christmas Twister Seeking a change of pace, Joe watches Christmas Twister (2012)! It's the Christmas season in Texas (and, presumably, elsewhere)! It's also tornado season?! How is that possible? Find out in a movie barely about Christmas and actually much more about climate change! (Who would watch Climate Change Twister?) (That sounds like a board game.) How happy does a movie filled to the gills with on-screen title cards make Joe? Find out in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHE...

16. Christmas Angel Joe watched a movie called Christmas Angel (2009) and that's pretty much the sum of it. It's a movie about a sad lady learning to be less sad by doing nice things for people without any cost to herself. There's also a really sarcastic guy who is unenjoyable. If that doesn't sell you on this picture, nothing will! Joe didn't care of it! Don't watch it! Listen to Joe, listen to the rain, listen to a description of a boring movie! All that and more in this, the sixteenth episo...

15. Finding Father Christmas Joe joins the search in the 2016 movie Finding Father Christmas! Have you wondered what a Christmas movie mystery would be like? Joe did and that's how he found this movie! Unfortunately, it's not really a mystery movie! It's more of a "characters don't know what's going on oh now they do" movie! Find out how many parents die in this movie when you listen to this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

14. Christmas on Holly Lane Joe absorbs the 2018 holiday film Christmas on Holly Lane! This movie has it all: terrible childhoods, unsatisfactory adulthoods, cheating spouses, impending homelessness, and a cartoonish villain! What more could you ask for? Oh, what's that? Serious stakes? Maybe next time! Join Joe in adoring the opening credits and singing a new Christmas classic in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

13. Christmas Perfection Joe watches the pretty and frustrating (and perfect) Christmas Perfection (2018). Have you wanted anything to be Christmas? How about Irish? What about Perfect? Well, do I have the movie for you! Darcy is sad about... everything? And moves to a little ceramic village and things don't make sense. It's all ruled by a British lady. The end. Come for the exhaustion, stay for the sirens in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!