Episodes

12. Candy Cane Christmas Joe watches the 2020 Lifetime original, Candy Cane Christmas! What will Phoebe do when her favorite holiday spectacle, Candy Cane Lane, shuts down? Complain for a bit then do nothing. If you think this movie is about her trying to bring back Candy Cane Lane, you are wrong and you will be disappointed. Joe was disappointed. Joe gets really angry about selfish parking in this, the twelfth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Bonus episode! Joe sits down with his very own mom, Bertie, to talk Christmas movies and a surprising amount of turkey talk!

11. Christmas Caper Joe endures the 2007 movie, Christmas Caper. Cate is a burglar and her partner betrays her. Uh oh. She has to go into hiding while the heat dies down so she decides to babysit her neice and nephew. 85 miniutes later, the movie ends. Joe hates this movie and struggles to keep his composure during this, the eleventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS.

10. A Christmas Cruise Oh boy, Joe watches the barely Christmas-related movie A Christmas Cruise (2017)! Having noticed an odd trend in Christmas movies where parents go on cruises during Christmas, Joe hoped to dig deeper into this phenomena. It was a mistake. Learn about New York's secret third big newspaper, a sexy (possibly magical?) Santa, and the worst character Joe's encountered so far! Man oh man, Joe's tired during this, the tenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

09. A Christmas Switch Neo-Joe watches the body-switch holiday film A Christmas Switch (2018)! When Nasty Julia and Normal Audrey go shopping at the same Christmas market, sparks fly (literally) when something unexpected happens! This is not the movie Joe thought he was watching, but here he is! Also starring Mrs. Nick (SANTA'S WIFE). Who keeps tins of cookies in the fridge? Find out in this, the ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

08. A Crafty Christmas Romance Joe watches the actually good and sweet and enjoyable A Crafty Christmas Romance (2020)! Mandy really wants to find Judith because she has some of her old stuff. Jonah wants to help because he's a good guy and because Mandy is so pretty and sweet. They do stuff. A fun time for the whole family! There should have been more Eli! Settle down with Joe as he attempts to talk about a movie that's not a mess! How does he do it? Find out in this, the 8th episode of JOE W...

07. Christmas Cupid's Arrow Joe watches the amazing movie Christmas Cupid's Arrow (2018)! This is the sort of movie I've been looking for. It's amazing. I mean, make no mistake, it's not good, but it is amazing. Holly is ready to find Mr. Right. Instead, she finds Mr. Wright! He's a litigator! She also meets David! He's a widower! This movie has nothing to do with Christmas! BIG RECOMMEND! In the longest episode yet, Joe breaks down this tale of deception, love, and uncomfortable compliments! ...

06. Christmas in Wonderland Joe watches the actual motion picture Holly Star (2018)! This movie features puppets, pool, and paintball! What else could you want? How about a mystery?! How about a mystery that remains unsolved?! Boy howdy, are you in for a treat! Perhaps! Join Joe on a noisy Podcast Patio for this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let me know what you think on Twitter @joemoc!

05. Christmas in Wonderland Joe watches the 2007 series of still images called Christmas in Wonderland! There's a dad and two awful sons and a little girl and Chris Kattan and a guy and Carmen Electra and Tim Curry and a gigantic mall. The mall has sharks and an ice skating rink and a pool with beach chairs. The end. If you read this first, don't watch this. It's not worth it. All you will gain is regret. Instead, let me tell you about it in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS ...

04. 48 Christmas Wishes Joe endures the 2017 movie 48 Christmas Wishes! This is no good. Three elves have to save the entire concept of Christmas from dissolution by gathering 48 wishes that died in a awful CGI explosion. Features a dead dad. I can't believe I watched this, but you will after you listen to the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

03. Christmas on Ice Joe watches the 2020 movie Christmas on Ice! Courtney works at an ice skating rink. Noah is a retired hockey player. Grace is a child. The Mayor is a man. Beth is a friend. Trevor is a Zamboni. Together they fight, smooch (minus Grace the child), and try to save a rink from closure! The tagline is "one skate can change everything" but I assure you NO SKATE CHANGES ANYTHING. This movie is barely about skating! What is it about? Find out in this, the sparkling third episode ...

02. Mr. Miracle Joe watches the 2014 movie Mr. Miracle! Harry Mills is an angel-in-training and he needs to work with a dog and a lady, who are both angels, in order to help Addie. We also meet Eric who is actually Erich and that's a whole thing. Learn all about this and much more in the second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days 01. Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas Joe watches the 2019 movie Ghosting: The Spirit of Christmas! Jess is dead! She can't respond to Ben's texts! He thinks he left a bad impression during their date, but it's nothing compared to the impression left by the car that hit her. What are the rules of ghosts? How does time work? What's the deal with Kane with a K? All these questions asked (and not a one answered) in this premiere episode of JOE WATCHES 60...