Episodes

42. The Christmas Challenge Joe watches the movie that feels like the beginning of an instructional video, The Christmas Challenge ()! This entire movie feels like the prologue to a doctor telling me to get my kidneys checked. It feels like a fake movie. Maybe something playing in the background of another movie. It's really strange. It's also about a podcast that decides to do a silly Christmas gimmick where they do a podcast every day. Who would do that?! Listen to struggle to get through a...

41. The Enchanted Christmas Cake Joe watches the spiritual successor to The Christmas Chalet (which means it has the same actors, but isn't as good), The Enchanted Christmas Cake (2021)! Joe sat down to watch your standard Christmas baking movie, but found himself face to face with three of the same actors from a movie he watched mere days ago, The Christmas Chalet. Unfortunately, this movie is worse! The leads are pretty much as good, but there are so many dumb jokes! What happened?! Listen t...

40. 12 Pups of Christmas Joe watches the movies about Christmas puppies that's not actually about puppies at all, 12 Pups of Christmas (2019)! This movie is a MESS. Joe tries to negotiate his way through this jungle of nonsense and he does not succeed! Why are there puppies? How many puppies are there? Why is the main character a canine therapist? All these questions and many more! Listen to Joe freeze as he loses him mind talking about a movie in this, the fortieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 C...

39. Hashtag Blessed Joe watches one of the wildest movies he's seen since starting the show, Hashtag Blessed (2022)! Goodness. This movie is something else. It's supposed to teach the lesson that social media isn't real life. What does the movie really teach, though? Listen and find out! Hear Joe talk about a movie with muted foul language, insane music, and stalker Santa in this, the thirty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want him to be the g...

38. The Christmas Chalet Joe watches a movie that takes place almost entirely in a house, The Christmas Chalet (2019)! Grace is ready to spend Christmas with her family in a rented Chalet, but then she finds out it's been double-booked! Uh oh! Jack the writer is also there because he's struggling to finish his book! But then he finishes it off-screen like it doesn't matter! Oh, and they kiss! Joe's very tired so why not listen to him talk about a movie in this, the thirty-eighth episode of JO...

37. The Last Christmas Joe watches a movie that's actually the second part of a 2-part movie miniseries, Shadow Island Mysteries: The Last Christmas (2010)! The La Foret family has not gotten together for Christmas in five years. The last time, one of them was murdered. This time, one of them will be caught! Merry Christmas! Joe enjoys fine, if goofy, mystery in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know if you're inviting him to a Chr...

36. Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night Joe's pal Rusty returns and the guys discuss the mercifully short, "Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night" (1998)! For the first time in three years, Joe watches an animated Christmas movie! This is all thanks to Rusty and his series of "Silent Night" movies. This one is not the worst and it's not the best. It's a solid Not Very Good! And so very short! A blessing for the boys! Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about a child who is very homeless and very violent...

35 / The Christmas Pitch Joe watches a movie that makes him embarrassingly angry, The Christmas Pitch (2021)! This movie is called The Christmas Pitch. Do you know what it's not about? A pitch at Christmas. The pitch happens at the beginning and nothing to do with a pitch happens the rest of the time. Instead, there's plenty of awful comedy and nonsensical events. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get exasperated beyond all reasonable expectations in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES...

34. Love at the Christmas Contest Joe watches the terribly named yet totally fine film, Love at the Christmas Contest (2022)! Do you know where love can be found? Turns out it's at the Christmas Contest! Joe needs the address. Anyway, the movie is alright! Joe? Less so! Joe watches a movie where people finally care about who wins a contest in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what the theme of your Christmas tree is @joemoc on Twitter and...

33. Ice Sculpture Christmas Joe watches the super *COOL* Christmas flick, Ice Sculpture Christmas (2015)! This is like all those other movies Joe's watched except this one is about ice sculptures. It's fine. There's nothing really wrong with it. Maybe give it a watch. If you want. Joe is so tired and cold in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're into destroying some ice with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

32. Window Wonderland Joe watches the movie about warring Christmas displays, "Window Wonderland" (2013)! Sloan and Jake both want the Head Window Dresser position, but only one can get it! They go through weeks of battle, each trying to design the best window displays they can, in an effort to win the position they covet? Who will claim victory? Listen and find out! Also, their displays look like trash. Listen to freeze as he talks about a movie that's better than he expected in this, the th...

31. A Merry Single Christmas Joe watches a movie that teaches you how to be single and still enjoy Christmas, A Merry Single Christmas (2022)! When Morgan breaks up with her boyfriend just before Christmas, she decides to go to a retreat made for single people during Christmas. Unfortunately, her ex has the same idea! Uh oh! Listen to Joe enjoy a host of supporting actors in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want to do a Secret ...

30 . A Christmas Eve Miracle Joe watches the surprise sequel to a movie he watch in season 1, A Christmas Eve Miracle (2014)! Joe thought he was settling in for a simple, bad Christmas movie and then, halfway through, he finds out it's a sequel to another movie from Season 1! What a surprise! It did not make the movie any better! Listen to Joe get mad and frustrated and then happy at a mess of a movie in this, the thirtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know i...

29. A Perfect Christmas List Joe watches a movie starring a lying grandmother, A Perfect Christmas List (2014)! A mom and her daughter try to make their dying (but not really dying) grandmother have a wonderful last Christmas. They bicker a lot and then get along and then the daughter falls in love with a doctor. That's it! Listen to Joe get mad at a list that's not numbered correctly in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you've ever hear...

Double Holiday Joe watches the mixed-holiday adventure, "Double Holiday" (2019)! Rebecca is Jewish and Chris isn't and they have to team up to throw a Christmas party. Can they pull it off? Maybe. Will they fall in love? You bet! Listen to Joe get frustrated at the lack of dreidel action in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you can mail him some latkes @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

27. Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure Who's ready for a good time? Joe certainly is because he just got done watching one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure" (2021)! Ted and Andre are given the mission of helping Santa deliver gifts. The resulting movie is terrible. Joe tries to reckon with its awfulness and almost certainly fails. Listen to Joe trudge through a cursed in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Le...

26. Silent Night Joe is back with his ol' pal Rusty to talk about the dumb and boring and mostly dumb slasher flick, "Silent Night" (2012)! Rusty has brought with him another Christmas movie with "Silent Night" in the title and it is shockingly the worst so far. There's a murderous Santa on the loose! Why is he killing people? Revenge? Punishing those that are naughty? It seems to be both, but that doesn't make much sense! Listen to Joe and Rusty deal with disappointment in this, the twenty-s...

25. A Christmas Invitation Joe watches one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "A Christmas Invitation" (2022)! There's no other way to put it: this movie is terrible. Joe struggled to make sense of the movie while watching it so you can imagine how hard it is to talk about it! The movie is so bad, folks! Listen to Joe struggle to describe the insane in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Promise Joe you'll never make a terrible Christmas movie @joemo...

24. Four Christmases and a Wedding Who's ready to watch a story based around the gimmick of jumping ahead year after year? Joe must have been because he watched "Four Christmases and a Wedding" (2017)! This movie is not awful. It's fine. Joe doesn't even know what he likes any more. It's just movie after movie, Christmas after Christmas. Hey, that's sort of like this movie! Coincidence? Or destiny? Joe is tired, but does his best to bring you the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRIST...

23. Hats Off to Christmas Joe watches a movie that's kind of about a business struggling to survive, but it's actually about mother struggling to let herself love. How about that for a summation of "Hats Off to Christmas" (2013)! Mia has a job she loves and a son, well, she also loves! When Nick comes to town to fix one, he ends up fixing both! No, wait, hold on. He doesn't fix the song. He helps the son. And he kisses the mom? And helps save her job? Yeah, that's close enough. It's fine! The m...

22. Destined at Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with destiny! Oh wait, it's actually a bunch of coincidences! It's "Destined at Christmas" (2022)! Kim and Theo have a perfect night, but then get separated and can't find one another. How can these two lovebirds-to-be reconnect? Well, by doing the activities they each talked about for Christmas! It's all right! Listen to Joe deal with an awful mom (not his own) in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

21. Four Cousins and a Christmas Joe watches a film filled with lots of wild faces and moan-y songs, "Four Cousins and a Christmas" (2021)! This movie's not great, folks. The acting is all over the place. The directing is confusing. I don't know. Jennifer is sad that her grandmother has died and goes to her funeral. She's also mad at her grandfather and lies to people in order to get her way. She's the main character. Listen to Joe complain about music in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE ...

20. Ghosts of Christmas Always Joe watches another movie he really enjoyed, Ghosts of Christmas Always (2022)! What's going on here? This movie basically takes the idea of the ghosts from The Christmas Carol and asks "what if this happened all the time?" And it also asks "What if we got the dad from Family Matters to be the Ghost of Christmas Future?" The answer to that last one is: Joe will really enjoy it! Joe really liked this movie, but he thinks this podcast might stink! Find out for your...

19. Christmas Icetastrophe Joe watches barely Christmas-themed disaster flick, Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)! Watch out! A meteor has crashed on Earth! And it's causing weird freeze waves to roll through the area! And then they randomly stop! And start again! It's a disaster! No, wait, it's an ICETASTROPHE! Look, this movie isn't great and it's not really about Christmas, but Joe watched it and you can hear all about it on this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 ...