Episodes

18. On the 12th Date of Christmas Joe watches a genuinely fun Christmas movie, "On the 12th Date of Christmas" (2020)! When Aiden and Jennifer are forced to team up on a big work project, you know exactly where this is going. That's okay, though, because it's pretty fun! That's all I ask! Enjoy the rare chance to hear Joe talk about a movie he liked on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your favorite day of Christmas on Twitter and Instagram...

17. A Royal Christmas on Ice What happens when you mix ice skating and royalty, what do you get? You get A Royal Christmas on Ice (2022)! When the prince of a European nation wants to start a minor league hockey team, he decides to come to America! You get that? Well, forget it because none of it matters. This movie is really about an ice skater who forgot her dreams. Oh, and there's an ex-boyfriend. Find out all about Al and what makes him special in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCH...

16. Silent Night Zombie Night Joe is re-joined by his pal Rusty to discuss the next movie in their "Silent Night" series, "Silent Night Zombie Night" (2011)! Rusty brings with him a tale of relationships, zombies, and unlikeable people. Thanks, Rusty! It's not a very good movie, but the guys have a great time talking about it! Learn about the Eggplant Boy in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're living at the airport on Twitter and I...

Joe checks out a movie he can't believe people would choose to watch, Christmas Wedding Runaway (2019)! Look, it's not the worst movie ever. It really wants to be a comedy, but it's so corny. And bland. Anyway, a lady runs away from her wedding and goes to stay with her grandmother. Then she falls in love. And her former groom falls in love. There's also talk about writing, but it doesn't matter. Joe speeds through his thoughts on a movie no one will talk about again in this, the fifteenth epi...

14. A Lot Like Christmas Joe has a genuinely good time with a the well-acted tree farm romance, A Lot Like Christmas (2021)! When fake Walmart comes to town, how can the Roberts Tree Farm survive? By hard work and gumption, that's how! Oh, and romance! Can't forget them smooches! Joe has an easy time in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you wanna buy a tree with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

Joe watches the movie that teaches us what happens when the robots take over... recommending Christmas gifts, "Secretly Santa" (2021)! This podcast is longer than the movie. This is not Joe's fault. This is the movie's fault. It feels like it was made by people who didn't care. Joe tries to care and then he talks too much. Also, another movie where the graphics team gave up. Joe gets so very angry in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Ask Joe for gift ...

11. Enchanted Christmas Have you ever wanted to go back to your hometown and take over that hotel you once danced in? Well, do I have the movie for you: Enchanted Christmas (2017)! You'd think, if your husband passed away and you were left raise your daughter on your own, this might be enough reason to avoid returning to your hometown. Not if you're Laura! That is the last reason she's avoiding Rosemont, Utah! No, it doesn't make any sense to Joe! Maybe it'll make sense to you! Make sure to ch...

10. My Best Friend's Christmas If you're looking for a Christmas movie where a lady tries to destroy two lives, you'll love My Best Friend's Christmas (2019)! Ashley wants to get with her high school boyfriend. The problem is he's already in a relationship with someone. What should she do? Obviously, she should try over and over to make her ex fall for her and then kiss him in front of his girlfriend. Merry Christmas! Hear Joe get exceptionally mad at stupid mistakes in this, the tenth episode...

9. Christmas Trade Joe checks out the Christmas body swap film, "Christmas Trade" (2015)! It was released in 2015, but could have come out in 1995! So you have a dad and son who are frustrated that each can't see the other's perspective, right? Then they do a body saw, live a few days in the other's life, and return. You get it. But, then, at the end, only the son learns any lessons. The dad has an easy time of it in school with NO CHALLENGES. What a weird choice. Anyway, Joe feels bad talkin...

8. The Maltese Holiday A tired Joe has no fight left in him. Thankfully, he here's to talk about a movie that has no fight, the conflict-free The Maltese Holiday (2021)! Shea and Mike both accidentally find themselves traveling to Malta by themselves. Can they find ways to enjoy the country all on their own? Yes. because they fall in love with each other. Yes, that sounds simple, but so is this movie! Hear Joe lose his poor mind ranting about lazy graphics in this, the eighth episode of JOE WA...

7. Christmas with Felicity Joe leaves the big city to return home and start his live over as he discusses a movie about exactly that, Christmas with Felicity (2021)! Felicity returns to her hometown in the wake of personal setbacks. She also has a dog that the movie never mentions! Why does she have a dog? There's also another dog in the movie that doesn't need to be there. Why are there two dogs if neither matters? Listen to Joe worry about things that don't matter while he ticks away the fin...

6. Silent Night Joe is joined by his bed bud, Rusty, to discuss the Christmas movie that's actually about death, Silent Night (2021)! Joe's friend Rusty joins the show for the first in a series of guest appearances. What will connect his different drop-ins? Find out while also listening to the guys discuss an absolutely depressing Christmas tale about our own mortality. By the end, everyone's dead! Well, maybe... Hear Joe and Rusty have a swell time talking about a sad movie in this, the sixth...

5. Holiday Hell Just because Joe is on the journey to Christmas doesn't mean he can't also celebrate Halloween! Thus he finds a spooky and gross Christmas movie just for you, Holiday Hell (2019)! This anthology presents the viewer with four scary stories centered around holidays. Each has its own twist! Each has its own grizzly murders! Each is also not very good! Listen to Joe recount tales of tale and regret choosing this movie in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN...

4. A Holiday Homecoming Joe finds an MVP in the unlikeliest places while watching the movie about a guy who keeps saying he doesn't like kids, , A Holiday Homecoming! When a fire burns down a nearby home for children, a small town does what it can to care for the homeless youths. Except for Jesse, that is. He doesn't like kids! If you're not sure, don't worry. He'll remind you approximately 100 times in the first half hour. Enjoy a shopping montage! Enjoy a playing-in-the-snow-montage! Enjoy MA...

3. Deck the Heart Joe loses his mind while watching the employee-and-boss romance, Deck the Heart (2021)! The movie is supposed to be about a work-obsessed man finding love with a lady who never celebrates Christmas for herself. It's really about the most insane dialogue and scenes that never end. It's almost impossible to describe, but Joe does his best! Joe wanders through the mists of madness in this, the third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe is on Twitter and In...

2. A Christmas Recipe for Romance Feeling hungry? Well, it's a good thing Joe's here to talk about A Christmas Recipe for Romance (2019)! A tainted chef, a lady who can't cook, and an inn on the verge of bankruptcy. That, my friends, is the true recipe at hand. Can Abby and Jason come together to save the inn while also smooching each other? Probably! There's also a cooking competition and an evil TV network executive! Get your mise en place and get listening! Find out what makes Joe genuinely...

1. Christmas Collision Joe kicks off a new season by watching the cookie-obsessed holiday tale, Christmas Collision (2021)! Check the clock because it's time to watch another 60 Christmas movies! Joe kicks things off with a good one! Well, not good-good. You know get what we're saying. It's the story of a Business Lady and a Small Town Man and A Guy Who Might Be Santa. Oh, also Evil Business Men who don't matter to the plot. What more could you ask for?! Joe looks for the magic cookie recipe i...