Episodes

54. Fit for Christmas Joe watches a movie with two awful lead characters, "Fit for Christmas (2022)"! Audrey teaches fitness classes. Griffin works for a mega-ski resort company. They meet. They are very mean to each other. Then they fall in love. It's not fun! Listen to Joe detest characters to a degree that shocked even him in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe some romantic insults just like Griffin would @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

53. A Christmas for the Books Joe watches a movie with a character he hates so much, it's embarrassing, "A Christmas for the Books" (2018)! When love expert Joanna gets the job opportunity of her life! The only catch is they expect her to have a boyfriend! Why? Because she's a liar. Watch Joanna continue to lie while also being incredibly arrogant until she's not and we're supposed to like her. Have fun with Joe as he continues to mentally deteriorate in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE W...

52. Christmas Scavenger Hunt Joe watches the promising yet infuriating flick "Christmas Scavenger Hunt" (2019)! When Belinda has to go back home to crush dreams, she accidentally joins the annual Christmas Scavenger Hunt! What follows is a nonsensical series of events that only serve to make Joe mad the more they go on. Merry Christmas! Joe dies a little inside on this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! If you have any clues for the scavenger hunt, please...

Joe watches the time-jumping flick about a promise between children, The Christmas Pact (2018)! 51. The Christmas Pact Two kids make a promise to meet every Christmas Eve and pay tribute to a special Christmas tree. That sounds crazy when you read it back. We follow them as they become teens, adults, and then... older adults. It's a Christmas journey! Listen to Joe judge fictional children's Christmas lists in this, the fifty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! If you...

50. Hometown Christmas Joe watches a movie that couldn't have a more generic title, Hometown Christmas (2018)! When Noelle moves back home to Louisiana just in time for Christmas, she runs into a ghost from her past she never expected: her ex, Nick! Before you know it, they are ready to smooch! Plus, there's a Nativity play! Merry Christmas! Joe's getting back out there and finding true love in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you lock...

49. Christmas Lost and Found Joe watches the movie about a jerk who loses her ornaments, Christmas Lost and Found (2018)! When Whitney loses her grandmother's precious ornaments, she lies about it! There's also a guy who likes her and she makes him feel bad about it! She's just a jerk! That's Joe's big takeaway from this okay film. Listen to Joe question the logic behind the missing ornaments in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe your best rh...

48. Silent Night Joe and Rusty saddle up to tackle another movie, "Silent Night" (2002)! Rusty returns to the podcast with another movie called "Silent Night"! This one is a quaint tale of war! When soldiers from opposing sides find themselves in the same cabin on Christmas Eve, they learn about each other as well as the magic of pineapple pudding! A fine film for the whole family (minus the gore)! Listen to Joe and Rusty spend as much time talking about trailers as they do the movie in this, ...

47. Snowball Effect Joe watches the movie about dueling meteorologists that's not really about meteorologists, Snowball Effect (2022)! When two weather forecasting rivals find themselves competing for a new job, you know what happens? They forget about the job and try to bring Christmas back to a small town? You got it! They also fall in love! Listen to Joe get very angry about lessons in this movie in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let J...

46. Christmas on Repeat Joe watches the Christmas time loop movie about a woman absolutely failing her family, Christmas on Repeat (2022)! When Andrea screws up her family's Christmas, she wishes she could do the day again. Wouldn't you know it, but she gets that very chance! Does she learn her lesson? Not really! It's kind of shocking, really! Listen to Joe complain the problem with time loop movies in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know ...

45. A Cinderella Christmas Joe watches the supposed Christmas movie based on a fairy tale, A Cinderella Christmas (2016)! If you stop watching this movie at about 25 minutes in, you'll be fine. Once the Ball is over, so should the movie be. Beyond that lays a never-ending monotony of scenes about something that feels like the twilight you experience before you fall asleep. You know that sensation of falling you get when your head bobs and you jerk yourself awake? That's this movie. Joe gets ve...

44. Once Upon a Christmas Miracle Joe watches the liver-filled Christmas romance, Once Upon a Christmas Miracle (2018)! Ol' Heather needs a new liver and Chris happens to have the perfect one. After her gives her a slice, they realize they want to start sharing more than bodily organs! Can these two stitched-up sweethearts find love in the recovery room? Tune in and find out! Join Joe as he talks about a fine movie with no real complaints in this, the forty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHR...

43. Merry Kiss Cam Joe watches the hockey-centric holiday romp, Merry Kiss Cam (2022)! When Jess and Danny get caught on the kiss game at a local hockey game, they smooch and the home team wins! What happens when they keep smooching? The team keeps winning? What happens things get sad? They stop winning! That's almost the whole movie! It's okay! Listen to Joe talk about eating snow on this, the forty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how you want to han...

42. The Christmas Challenge Joe watches the movie that feels like the beginning of an instructional video, The Christmas Challenge ()! This entire movie feels like the prologue to a doctor telling me to get my kidneys checked. It feels like a fake movie. Maybe something playing in the background of another movie. It's really strange. It's also about a podcast that decides to do a silly Christmas gimmick where they do a podcast every day. Who would do that?! Listen to struggle to get through a...

41. The Enchanted Christmas Cake Joe watches the spiritual successor to The Christmas Chalet (which means it has the same actors, but isn't as good), The Enchanted Christmas Cake (2021)! Joe sat down to watch your standard Christmas baking movie, but found himself face to face with three of the same actors from a movie he watched mere days ago, The Christmas Chalet. Unfortunately, this movie is worse! The leads are pretty much as good, but there are so many dumb jokes! What happened?! Listen t...

40. 12 Pups of Christmas Joe watches the movies about Christmas puppies that's not actually about puppies at all, 12 Pups of Christmas (2019)! This movie is a MESS. Joe tries to negotiate his way through this jungle of nonsense and he does not succeed! Why are there puppies? How many puppies are there? Why is the main character a canine therapist? All these questions and many more! Listen to Joe freeze as he loses him mind talking about a movie in this, the fortieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 C...

39. Hashtag Blessed Joe watches one of the wildest movies he's seen since starting the show, Hashtag Blessed (2022)! Goodness. This movie is something else. It's supposed to teach the lesson that social media isn't real life. What does the movie really teach, though? Listen and find out! Hear Joe talk about a movie with muted foul language, insane music, and stalker Santa in this, the thirty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want him to be the g...

38. The Christmas Chalet Joe watches a movie that takes place almost entirely in a house, The Christmas Chalet (2019)! Grace is ready to spend Christmas with her family in a rented Chalet, but then she finds out it's been double-booked! Uh oh! Jack the writer is also there because he's struggling to finish his book! But then he finishes it off-screen like it doesn't matter! Oh, and they kiss! Joe's very tired so why not listen to him talk about a movie in this, the thirty-eighth episode of JO...

37. The Last Christmas Joe watches a movie that's actually the second part of a 2-part movie miniseries, Shadow Island Mysteries: The Last Christmas (2010)! The La Foret family has not gotten together for Christmas in five years. The last time, one of them was murdered. This time, one of them will be caught! Merry Christmas! Joe enjoys fine, if goofy, mystery in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Please let Joe know if you're inviting him to a Chr...

36. Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night Joe's pal Rusty returns and the guys discuss the mercifully short, "Buster and Chauncey's Silent Night" (1998)! For the first time in three years, Joe watches an animated Christmas movie! This is all thanks to Rusty and his series of "Silent Night" movies. This one is not the worst and it's not the best. It's a solid Not Very Good! And so very short! A blessing for the boys! Listen to Joe and Rusty talk about a child who is very homeless and very violent...

35 / The Christmas Pitch Joe watches a movie that makes him embarrassingly angry, The Christmas Pitch (2021)! This movie is called The Christmas Pitch. Do you know what it's not about? A pitch at Christmas. The pitch happens at the beginning and nothing to do with a pitch happens the rest of the time. Instead, there's plenty of awful comedy and nonsensical events. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get exasperated beyond all reasonable expectations in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES...

34. Love at the Christmas Contest Joe watches the terribly named yet totally fine film, Love at the Christmas Contest (2022)! Do you know where love can be found? Turns out it's at the Christmas Contest! Joe needs the address. Anyway, the movie is alright! Joe? Less so! Joe watches a movie where people finally care about who wins a contest in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what the theme of your Christmas tree is @joemoc on Twitter and...

33. Ice Sculpture Christmas Joe watches the super *COOL* Christmas flick, Ice Sculpture Christmas (2015)! This is like all those other movies Joe's watched except this one is about ice sculptures. It's fine. There's nothing really wrong with it. Maybe give it a watch. If you want. Joe is so tired and cold in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're into destroying some ice with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

32. Window Wonderland Joe watches the movie about warring Christmas displays, "Window Wonderland" (2013)! Sloan and Jake both want the Head Window Dresser position, but only one can get it! They go through weeks of battle, each trying to design the best window displays they can, in an effort to win the position they covet? Who will claim victory? Listen and find out! Also, their displays look like trash. Listen to freeze as he talks about a movie that's better than he expected in this, the th...

31. A Merry Single Christmas Joe watches a movie that teaches you how to be single and still enjoy Christmas, A Merry Single Christmas (2022)! When Morgan breaks up with her boyfriend just before Christmas, she decides to go to a retreat made for single people during Christmas. Unfortunately, her ex has the same idea! Uh oh! Listen to Joe enjoy a host of supporting actors in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you want to do a Secret ...