Episodes

30 . A Christmas Eve Miracle Joe watches the surprise sequel to a movie he watch in season 1, A Christmas Eve Miracle (2014)! Joe thought he was settling in for a simple, bad Christmas movie and then, halfway through, he finds out it's a sequel to another movie from Season 1! What a surprise! It did not make the movie any better! Listen to Joe get mad and frustrated and then happy at a mess of a movie in this, the thirtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know i...

29. A Perfect Christmas List Joe watches a movie starring a lying grandmother, A Perfect Christmas List (2014)! A mom and her daughter try to make their dying (but not really dying) grandmother have a wonderful last Christmas. They bicker a lot and then get along and then the daughter falls in love with a doctor. That's it! Listen to Joe get mad at a list that's not numbered correctly in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you've ever hear...

Double Holiday Joe watches the mixed-holiday adventure, "Double Holiday" (2019)! Rebecca is Jewish and Chris isn't and they have to team up to throw a Christmas party. Can they pull it off? Maybe. Will they fall in love? You bet! Listen to Joe get frustrated at the lack of dreidel action in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you can mail him some latkes @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

27. Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure Who's ready for a good time? Joe certainly is because he just got done watching one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "Secret Santa: A Christmas Adventure" (2021)! Ted and Andre are given the mission of helping Santa deliver gifts. The resulting movie is terrible. Joe tries to reckon with its awfulness and almost certainly fails. Listen to Joe trudge through a cursed in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Le...

26. Silent Night Joe is back with his ol' pal Rusty to talk about the dumb and boring and mostly dumb slasher flick, "Silent Night" (2012)! Rusty has brought with him another Christmas movie with "Silent Night" in the title and it is shockingly the worst so far. There's a murderous Santa on the loose! Why is he killing people? Revenge? Punishing those that are naughty? It seems to be both, but that doesn't make much sense! Listen to Joe and Rusty deal with disappointment in this, the twenty-s...

25. A Christmas Invitation Joe watches one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "A Christmas Invitation" (2022)! There's no other way to put it: this movie is terrible. Joe struggled to make sense of the movie while watching it so you can imagine how hard it is to talk about it! The movie is so bad, folks! Listen to Joe struggle to describe the insane in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Promise Joe you'll never make a terrible Christmas movie @joemo...

24. Four Christmases and a Wedding Who's ready to watch a story based around the gimmick of jumping ahead year after year? Joe must have been because he watched "Four Christmases and a Wedding" (2017)! This movie is not awful. It's fine. Joe doesn't even know what he likes any more. It's just movie after movie, Christmas after Christmas. Hey, that's sort of like this movie! Coincidence? Or destiny? Joe is tired, but does his best to bring you the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRIST...

23. Hats Off to Christmas Joe watches a movie that's kind of about a business struggling to survive, but it's actually about mother struggling to let herself love. How about that for a summation of "Hats Off to Christmas" (2013)! Mia has a job she loves and a son, well, she also loves! When Nick comes to town to fix one, he ends up fixing both! No, wait, hold on. He doesn't fix the song. He helps the son. And he kisses the mom? And helps save her job? Yeah, that's close enough. It's fine! The m...

22. Destined at Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with destiny! Oh wait, it's actually a bunch of coincidences! It's "Destined at Christmas" (2022)! Kim and Theo have a perfect night, but then get separated and can't find one another. How can these two lovebirds-to-be reconnect? Well, by doing the activities they each talked about for Christmas! It's all right! Listen to Joe deal with an awful mom (not his own) in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

21. Four Cousins and a Christmas Joe watches a film filled with lots of wild faces and moan-y songs, "Four Cousins and a Christmas" (2021)! This movie's not great, folks. The acting is all over the place. The directing is confusing. I don't know. Jennifer is sad that her grandmother has died and goes to her funeral. She's also mad at her grandfather and lies to people in order to get her way. She's the main character. Listen to Joe complain about music in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE ...

20. Ghosts of Christmas Always Joe watches another movie he really enjoyed, Ghosts of Christmas Always (2022)! What's going on here? This movie basically takes the idea of the ghosts from The Christmas Carol and asks "what if this happened all the time?" And it also asks "What if we got the dad from Family Matters to be the Ghost of Christmas Future?" The answer to that last one is: Joe will really enjoy it! Joe really liked this movie, but he thinks this podcast might stink! Find out for your...

19. Christmas Icetastrophe Joe watches barely Christmas-themed disaster flick, Christmas Icetastrophe (2014)! Watch out! A meteor has crashed on Earth! And it's causing weird freeze waves to roll through the area! And then they randomly stop! And start again! It's a disaster! No, wait, it's an ICETASTROPHE! Look, this movie isn't great and it's not really about Christmas, but Joe watched it and you can hear all about it on this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 ...

18. On the 12th Date of Christmas Joe watches a genuinely fun Christmas movie, "On the 12th Date of Christmas" (2020)! When Aiden and Jennifer are forced to team up on a big work project, you know exactly where this is going. That's okay, though, because it's pretty fun! That's all I ask! Enjoy the rare chance to hear Joe talk about a movie he liked on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your favorite day of Christmas on Twitter and Instagram...

17. A Royal Christmas on Ice What happens when you mix ice skating and royalty, what do you get? You get A Royal Christmas on Ice (2022)! When the prince of a European nation wants to start a minor league hockey team, he decides to come to America! You get that? Well, forget it because none of it matters. This movie is really about an ice skater who forgot her dreams. Oh, and there's an ex-boyfriend. Find out all about Al and what makes him special in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCH...

16. Silent Night Zombie Night Joe is re-joined by his pal Rusty to discuss the next movie in their "Silent Night" series, "Silent Night Zombie Night" (2011)! Rusty brings with him a tale of relationships, zombies, and unlikeable people. Thanks, Rusty! It's not a very good movie, but the guys have a great time talking about it! Learn about the Eggplant Boy in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're living at the airport on Twitter and I...

Joe checks out a movie he can't believe people would choose to watch, Christmas Wedding Runaway (2019)! Look, it's not the worst movie ever. It really wants to be a comedy, but it's so corny. And bland. Anyway, a lady runs away from her wedding and goes to stay with her grandmother. Then she falls in love. And her former groom falls in love. There's also talk about writing, but it doesn't matter. Joe speeds through his thoughts on a movie no one will talk about again in this, the fifteenth epi...

14. A Lot Like Christmas Joe has a genuinely good time with a the well-acted tree farm romance, A Lot Like Christmas (2021)! When fake Walmart comes to town, how can the Roberts Tree Farm survive? By hard work and gumption, that's how! Oh, and romance! Can't forget them smooches! Joe has an easy time in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you wanna buy a tree with him @joemoc on Twitter and Instagram!

Joe watches the movie that teaches us what happens when the robots take over... recommending Christmas gifts, "Secretly Santa" (2021)! This podcast is longer than the movie. This is not Joe's fault. This is the movie's fault. It feels like it was made by people who didn't care. Joe tries to care and then he talks too much. Also, another movie where the graphics team gave up. Joe gets so very angry in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Ask Joe for gift ...

12. Blood Beat Joe watches the "so bad, it's good" (but is actually really bad) Christmas horror movie, "Blood Beat" (1983)! If you read the description of this movie, where a son brings his girlfriend home for Christmas but then she's inhabited by the soul of a samurai who starts killing folks, you think it sounds awesome! It is not awesome. It is long, slow shots of things barely happening interspersed with a plot that doesn't make sense. Merry Christmas! If you have a samurai helmet, please...

11. Enchanted Christmas Have you ever wanted to go back to your hometown and take over that hotel you once danced in? Well, do I have the movie for you: Enchanted Christmas (2017)! You'd think, if your husband passed away and you were left raise your daughter on your own, this might be enough reason to avoid returning to your hometown. Not if you're Laura! That is the last reason she's avoiding Rosemont, Utah! No, it doesn't make any sense to Joe! Maybe it'll make sense to you! Make sure to ch...

10. My Best Friend's Christmas If you're looking for a Christmas movie where a lady tries to destroy two lives, you'll love My Best Friend's Christmas (2019)! Ashley wants to get with her high school boyfriend. The problem is he's already in a relationship with someone. What should she do? Obviously, she should try over and over to make her ex fall for her and then kiss him in front of his girlfriend. Merry Christmas! Hear Joe get exceptionally mad at stupid mistakes in this, the tenth episode...

9. Christmas Trade Joe checks out the Christmas body swap film, "Christmas Trade" (2015)! It was released in 2015, but could have come out in 1995! So you have a dad and son who are frustrated that each can't see the other's perspective, right? Then they do a body saw, live a few days in the other's life, and return. You get it. But, then, at the end, only the son learns any lessons. The dad has an easy time of it in school with NO CHALLENGES. What a weird choice. Anyway, Joe feels bad talkin...

8. The Maltese Holiday A tired Joe has no fight left in him. Thankfully, he here's to talk about a movie that has no fight, the conflict-free The Maltese Holiday (2021)! Shea and Mike both accidentally find themselves traveling to Malta by themselves. Can they find ways to enjoy the country all on their own? Yes. because they fall in love with each other. Yes, that sounds simple, but so is this movie! Hear Joe lose his poor mind ranting about lazy graphics in this, the eighth episode of JOE WA...

7. Christmas with Felicity Joe leaves the big city to return home and start his live over as he discusses a movie about exactly that, Christmas with Felicity (2021)! Felicity returns to her hometown in the wake of personal setbacks. She also has a dog that the movie never mentions! Why does she have a dog? There's also another dog in the movie that doesn't need to be there. Why are there two dogs if neither matters? Listen to Joe worry about things that don't matter while he ticks away the fin...