Episodes

42. Deck the Halls Joe watches the movie about finding true love with someone very unavailable, Deck the Halls (2005)! Holly and her son find themselves with a new next door neighbor, the laidback and eccentric, Nick St. Clair! Turns out, he's also working at Holly's job! Turns out, Holly's husband is dead! Oh boy! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe be his happiest self while reading a chat between kids in this, the forty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know ...

41. My Dad's Christmas Date Joe watches the movie that's not really a Christmas movie, but is a not bad movie, My Dad's Christmas Date (2020)! David and his daughter Jules deal with like in the wake of his wife's passing. Even two years later, they both struggle to move on. Watch both of them say very mean things and cry a lot! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that's mostly sad in this, the forty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe about the ...

40. Snowbound for Christmas Joe watches the movie that's at its best when there's almost nobody in it, Snowbound for Christmas (2019)! When Rachel and her boss Adrian are snuck in a hotel with no other guests, they have the time of their lives! So does Joe! The rest of the movie is alright, too, I guess! Listen to Joe talk about favorite foods in this, the fortieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your favorite food @joemoc!

39. Beaus of Holly Joe watches a movie so nice, it tells you about a church twice, Beaus of Holly (2020)! Holly is stuck on a romantic trip for two all by herself. Luckily, he has Jake the coachman to spend time with. There's also Phil, the ex, who is abysmal and Joe hates him. And Snowdrop the horse! Oh, Robert Frost, of course! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe wonder why the crafting table is outside in this, the thirty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Write Joe a ...

38. Christmas on the Carousel Joe watches the movie that REALLY likes carousels, Christmas on the Carousel (2021)! When the old gang gets back together during Christmas break, Greyson, Sloane, and the annoying ones decide to spend the night in a carousel museum. This movie was made with the help of the New England Carousel Museum. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe navigate the waters of annoying and fine in this, the thirty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe y...

37. Beverly Hills Christmas Joe watches the prequel to This is Our Christmas, Beverly Hills Christmas (2015)! Remembering how fun it was to watch the shockingly bad This is Our Christmas (aka Beverly Hills Christmas 2), Joe decides to watch the first one. Oh boy, it is bad and not nearly as fun! Merry Christmas! Joe tempts fate and fate tempts back in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you wanna buy a chocolate store with him @joemo...

36. Signed, Sealed, Delivered for Christmas Joe watches the movie about postal workers solving problems that's also about God's love, Signed, Sealed, Delivered for Christmas (2014)! When a squad of special postal workers get a letter from a little girl who wrote to God, they decide to help her out. There's also an appearance by an angel. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe talk deal with disappointment in this, the thirty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you...

35. A Wedding for Christmas Joe watches the movie about a Christmas wedding, A Wedding for Christmas! (2018)" One lady wants to get married at Christmas so her sister, a wedding planner, is bullied into putting it together with only weeks to spare. Or maybe days! It's literally never said! And it's annoying! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe unravel at the dumb inconsistencies that litter a generally inoffensive movie in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

34. Christmas Lovers Anonymous Joe watches a movie about people forced to love Christmas in secret, Christmas Lovers Anonymous (2021)! There's a lady. She likes Christmas too much so she decides to not like it any more. Then she decides to like it again, but doesn't want anyone to know so she uses a website. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe enjoy one of the most egregious mistakes he's come across in this, the thirty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know ho...

33. Christmas Together Joe watches a movie about a town he's not sure is real or fake, Christmas Together (2020)! So, like, Ava wants a very Christmas-y vacation and heads to the fictional(?) town of Tinsel. There she meets a girl obsessed with dogs and a man obsessed with stars. Maybe they'll end up being a happy family. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe over-explain a scene about a heater in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe why you want a d...

32. The Tree That Saved Christmas Joe watches the movie about a lady, her boss, her ex, her brother, and trees, The Tree That Saved Christmas (2014)! Molly has to return to her hometown to help her family save their Christmas tree farm! While there, she has to navigate her ex-boyfriend and her ex's dad and... that's it. That's the movie. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe negotiate a movie that doesn't seem to know its own plot in this, the thirty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES ...

31. Always and Forever Christmas Joe watches the WIX.COM-sponsored romance, Always and Forever Christmas (2019)! At some point before the movie, Lucy's grandpa died and he left her his year-round Christmas store. We know this because Lucy mentions it approximately 43 times during the course of the movie. Anyway, she learns to love the store and the town. Merry Christmas! Find out how life is truly created in this, the thirty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe...

30. This is Our Christmas Joe watches the movie that turns out to be a surprise sequel, This is Our Christmas (aka Beverly Hills Christmas 2) (2018)! This movie is pure nonsense. There's a dead mom, a time jump, a baking contest that goes nowhere, and approximately 45 characters that only appear once. It's magically bad! Listen to Joe battle the wind to record a podcast in this, the thirtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe it's going to be all right @joemoc!

29. Mistletoe & Menorahs Joe watches the Reese's Peanut Butter cup of holiday films, Mistletoe & Menorahs (2019)! In an almost unfathomable tale, someone who celebrates Christmas spends time with someone who celebrates Hanukkah! What is this, science fiction?! No, it's a generally enjoyable movie that teaches us much more about Hanukkah than about Christmas! Listen to Joe talk about this movie for a shockingly long time in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60...

28. Santa's Promise Joe watches the decrepit hyper-religious Santa's Promise (2020)! Look, Joe hated this movie. It made him genuinely depressed. It's ostensibly about a rich man who tries to give away all of his money by Christmas, but it's really about loving God and quoting the bible. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe recap a movie simply because he wasted his time watching it in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Check to see if Joe's still sad @jo...

27. Hometown Holiday Joe watches a Christmas romcom with unnecessary time jumps, Hometown Holiday (2018)! Krista is looking for love. Ryan is looking for someone real. When they meet and have a great day together and then inexplicably don't speak for almost three months, sparks fly! Will they end up together?! Merry Christmas! Joe tries to be real in this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how real you are @joemoc!

26. Desperately Seeking Santa Joe watches the movie also known as Can't Buy Me Love at Santa, Desperately Seeking Santa (2012)! Jen is awful and not nice to people and then she falls in love with David, who is basically perfect, and then she's nice. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe deal with another movie where you're supposed to hate the main character for most of the time in this, the twenty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you'd get your photo take...

25. Christmas on the Coast Oh boy, Joe watches another movie with an unlikeable protagonist that we're supposed to care about in Christmas on the Coast (2018)! When best-selling author Drucinda finds her novels selling less and less, she decides to head back home for Christmas. There, she steals stories from everyone's lives for her book and also makes them sound dumb! And she falls in love! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get very mad about dumb things in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE ...

24. Christmas Apparition Joe watches the moody and mopey Christmas Apparition (2016)! Emma agrees to watch a stranger's kids for Christmas. What could go wrong? Not much, really! Mostly just kids being jerks! Join Joe in watching a movie that's 60 minutes of build-up and 10 minutes of not much else in this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe who put the mouse on Emma pillow @joemoc!

23. The Real St. Nick Joe did not enjoy mental health romcom The Real St. Nick (2012)! Nick thinks he's Santa Claus. Kate, a psychologist, does not agree so she admits him into a psychiatric ward. She also falls in love with him. He's her patient. Merry Christmas! Find out real tragedy behind Nick in this, the twenty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your favorite part of this episode he recorded after having dropped his phone and cracking his screen @joem...

22. A Kiss on Candy Cane Lane Joe watches the movie held together by tape and hope, A Kiss on Candy Cane Lane (2019)! There is no kiss on Candy Cane Lane! There is a kiss! There is a Candy Cane Lane! Never the twain shall meet! Instead, we get a movie with mostly good performances and with shockingly bad quality control. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe's brain melt in this, the twenty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you've figured out the timeline @joe...

21. A Magic Christmas Joe watches the family film that thinks it's about competing buddies, A Magic Christmas (2014)! Jack and family spend Christmas at a cabin from his youth. There, he runs into childhood friend Robert and his family. The families adore each other, but the movie wants to pretend there's a rivalry! There isn't! It's a mess! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that feels as if it's being told by someone with a spotty memory in this, the twenty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRI...

20. A Christmas Wedding Date Joe watches the broken time loop romance, A Christmas Wedding Date (2012)! Rebecca heads back to her hometown for a wedding and, over 30 minutes into the film, finds herself in a time loop! Who could have seen that coming? Me! Fifteen minutes before that! Listen to Joe get FURIOUS at the movie breaking its own rules in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how you feel now that we're 1/3 of the way done on Twitter @joe...

19. Christmas Tears Joe watches the batshit salvation saga, Christmas Tears (2014)! There are no words that can properly describe this movie. It features: yelling at old ladies, yelling at unemployed men, yelling at mom's worried about their husband being kept hostage in Iraq. It has it all! Join Joe on a saga of insanity in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Comfort Joe on Twitter @joemoc!