Episodes

54. Secrets in the Snow Joe watches the Breakfast Club for the unfortunate folks, Secrets in the Snow (2012)! There's a snow storm and six kids must stay at the school all night! They learn each other's secrets! It's an amateurish movie of astronomical proportions! Come for the awful dialogue, stay for the terrible audio! Listen to Joe talk about one of the worst movies he's ever seen in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your snow secret on...

53. Guess Who's Coming to Christmas Joe watches the rocker-learns-the-meaning-of-life film, Guess Who's Coming to Christmas (2013)! When Kelly wins a contest for any wish, she gets her former fave singer Dax to stay with her family for the week of Christmas! Can Dax learn the true meaning of Christmas and be swayed by her reverend father to go to church? Probably! Find out why Joe gets embarrassingly mad in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe ...

52. The Farmer and the Belle Joe watches a goofy movie about TRUE BEAUTY AND ITS LOCATION (THE INSIDE), The Farmer and The Belle: Saving Santaland (2020)! Belle and Josh were friends when they were little until her mom got in the way! Fast-forward 25 years and they're reunited! The end! Oh, and there's a bracelet. Learn the road map to true beauty in this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how beautiful you are on Twitter @joemoc!

51. A Very Cool Christmas Joe watches the silly time capsule of a movie, A Very Cool Christmas (2004). Lindsay tells Santa he's too ugly for love, offers to give him a makeover and then she smooches the hottest boy in school. It might be a little more complicated than that, but not by much! Find out more about a movie not as bad as Joe expected, but also, somehow, worse in this, the fifty-first episode OF JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know many calories are in your smoo...

50. 12 Disasters Joe watches the absolutely bonkers Christmas disaster movie, 12 Disasters! You remember 2012? You remember when people were worried about the Mayan apocalypse? Well, here's a movie that tried to take advantage of the fad and tie it into "The 12 Days of Christmas"! It's not good! Find out how many ways there are to burst in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe which day of Christmas you want to be killed by on Twitter @joemoc!

49. A Christmas Kiss II Joe watches the complicated movie made too simple (or the simple movie made too complicated), A Christmas Kiss II! Jenna's kissed in an elevator by Cooper without permission. They agree it was swell and fall in love. The end? Kind of! There's also a fake boyfriend, a sorta girlfriend, and Helmut! Learn about the Christmas Cinematic Universe in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know how many times you've been kissed on ...

48. The Christmas Bunny Joe watches the really sad family film, The Christmas Bunny (2010)! Scott and Patti foster Julia, a kid who has had a terrible childhood. The only thing she responds to is her videotape copy of The Velveteen Rabbit. That is, until she finds a real bunny of her own to take care of! It's mostly depressing! Find out which scene made Joe want to stop watching in this, the forty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what you'd name your ...

47. Merry Kissmas Joe watches a real dumb one, Merry Kissmas (2015). Kayla is engaged to a complete jerk. She then meets a nice guy. They kiss and have a very good time. Will she break up with her jerky fiance and get with the nice guy????? Listen to Joe struggle to get through yet another piece of crap in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what you're wishing for on Twitter @joemoc!

46. A Bride for Christmas Joe watches fairly disagreeable "romance" A Bride for Christmas (2012)! Jessie has been engaged three times. She's been married zero times. It's a bad look. Aiden bets his friend he can get Jessie to agree to marry him by Christmas. That's a worse look. What do you think will happen?! Find out who Joe names as the worst character he's met in all of the movies so far in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you've...

45 / Same Time, Next Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with more time jumps than a clock on a trampoline, Same Time, Next Christmas (2019). Olivia and Jeff only see each other at Christmas. They also love each other. This means their love story takes years! That's the whole movie! Find out how many oddly-spelled names Joe has a problem with in this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe how you wish your name was spelled on Twitter @joemoc!

44. Paper Angels Joe *donates* his time to watch the movie which is basically an undercover advertisement for the Salvation Army, Paper Angels (2014). Lynn is struggling to take care of her kids when she finds out about the Paper Angels program, which can help provide her kids with well-deserved Christmas Presents. There's also a story about a guy going to be a dad. Find out why Vic is the worst in this, the forty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what...

43. Merry In-Laws Joe watches another movie about lying pretending to be about Christmas, Merry In-Laws (2012)! Peter is marrying Alex, but hasn't told her about his family secret: he's a liar who has lied their entire relationship about his family. Wait, no, his family secret is Santa is his dad. Find out how many times this movie wants to make you think about Santa having sex in this, episode forty-three of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what you think Peter's last na...

42. Baby's First Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with irresponsible adults, Baby's First Christmas (2012)! Kyle and Jenna don't get along. Unfortunately for them, their sibling's got married and are having a baby! Can Kyle and Jenna make it to New York in time for the birth? Yes. That's sorted in the first 10 minutes. For the rest of the movie, nonsense happens. Will you enjoy the fact that the guy from Carnival Eats is in this movie as much as Joe did? Find out in this, the forty-second...

41 / Christmas Runaway Bride Oh boy, Joe watches a special one: Christmas Runaway Bride (2017). Kate marries Alex and then runs away. Just like it says in the title. Then it becomes a movie about skiing! And lying! And skiing! And unfathomably bad green screen! And skiing! Learn about Mike the Colorform Man in this, the forty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe where Kate kept her cash on Twitter @joemoc!

40. The Spirit of Christmas Joe watches the generally fine ghost-smooching mystery The Spirit of Christmas (2015)! Daniel is a ghost! Kate is a non-ghost! They fall in love! They also try to solve the mystery of his murder! Joe gets very mad the rules of ghosts in this fairly inoffensive movie! That's how it is now! How exasperatedly angry does Joe get? Find out in this, the fortieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe your rules of being a ghost on Twitter @joemo...

39. Home for Christmas Joe watches genuinely nice and enjoyable Home for Christmas (2014)! Beth loves her job at the movie theater and she loves her boyfriend Aiden. Unfortunately for her, she's about to lose them both! Other stuff happens! You know how movies work! Who does Joe find particularly vile and why is it Carl? Find out in this, the thirty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know he did a good job on Twitter @joemoc!

38. The Rooftop Christmas Tree Joe watches the very boring and bland The Rooftop Christmas Tree (2016)! Dale Landis puts a Christmas tree on his roof every year and always gets in trouble for it. Sarah, a lawyer newly back in town, decides to figure out why this is happening and help Landis. It's not particularly fun or interesting. How many times do they use the word "faith" in this movie? Find that out in this, the thirty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Jo...

37. A Puppy For Christmas Joe watches the movie about a dog that's not really about a dog, A Puppy for Christmas (2016). All Noelle wants for Christmas is a puppy so she buys herself one! The rest of the movie is not really about this! Instead, it's the story of a lady trying to find her happiness with dog stuff crammed in every now and then. Overall, it's not bad! It is a bit confounding! Find out what Joe wanted for every Christmas as a kid in this, the thirty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES ...

36. Deck the Halls Joe watches a weird one called Deck the Halls (2011)! No, not the infamous movie starring Matthew Broderick and Danny Devito! This is movie is a mystery starring characters from popular detective books! Joe didn't know this when he started it! What happens when P.I. Regan Reilly's dad is kidnapped? Well, she teams up with amateur sleuth Alvirah Meehan to solve the crime! What happens when Joe has to talk about a nice and complicated movie? Find out in this, the thirty-sixth ...

35. His and Her Christmas Joe watches the voice over-packed bicker-fest His and Her Christmas (2005)! Liz is an advice columnist. Tom is an opinion columnist. Most of this movie is them talking about how much they dislike each other. You'll never guess what happens! What advice might Joe have for you, dear listener? Find out in this, the thirty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you keep plants where your fish live on Twitter @joemoc!

34. Holiday High School Reunion Joe reunites (for the first time) with the 2012 movie, High School Reunion (AKA Christmas Crush)! Georgia goes to a High School Winter Wonderland to see all of her old high school pals, none of whom she seems to actually like or actually like her! Except Ben! But he's also frosty towards her? It's a mess of unlikable characters and ridiculous situations! Merry Christmas! Joe doesn't really care about high school and he probably makes that clear in this, the thir...

33. Holiday Road Trip Joe watches another one. This time it's Holiday Road Trip (2013). This movie is about three living creatures: Maya, recently broken-up; Patrick, recently screwing up; and Scoots, recently a dog. All three go from Washington, DC, to Los Angeles, CA. Joe hated it. Find out which part of this dumb movie makes Joe angriest in this, the thirty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe about whether Scoots recognizing his own mortality on Twitter @j...

32. A Christmas Mystery Joe watches a movie that makes him extraordinarily mad, A Christmas Mystery (2014). Who was sending Rebecca's dead mom Christmas cards? To be clear, this was before she died. Figuring this out will send Rebecca on the adventure of a lifetime! Or something similar. Joe did not like this movie at all. How apoplectic does Joe get? How bewilderingly mad does Joe get? How close does Joe come to quitting? Find out in this, the thirty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS...

31. Matchmaker Christmas Joe swipes left on Matchmaker Christmas (2019)! Is that right? Is that how it works? Maggie is the best at matching up her friends, but what happens when her boss matches her up with her ex? Because she's an editor and he's a writer? What if it was about a lady who made matches (as in the incendiary device)? I would like that more than this unless that version doesn't show her making matches and just talks about it for 90 minutes. Then I would like it the same. Who car...