Episodes

30. Christmas Crush We've made it halfway through the show so Joe re-watches the movie that started it all, Christmas Crush (2019)! Addie has a (Christmas) crush on her neighbor Sam so she decides to wish a Christmas Wish (the most powerful kind) for her neighbor to be in love with her! Unfortunately, she was too vague about which neighbor and she's accidentally ruins someone's life! Find out why Joe chose this movie to mark the special occasion in this, the BIG THIRTIETH episode of JOE WATCH...

29. Christmas Cupcakes Joe watches the half-movie/half-reality-cooking-competition mess of a movie Christmas Cupcakes (2018). Gina and Kim's dad died! He had a bakery! Now they're going to take the bakery over! But the bank might take it all! Oh, and there's a cooking competition! What if they win?! Find out why Uncle Mario is a clown and who Joe's least favorite character is in this, the twenty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know he's a magical beast on...

28. The Christmas Contract Joe watches the GENUINELY SWEET AND NICE MOVIE The Christmas Contract (2018)! Jolie get's her best friend's brother, Jack, to pretend to be her boyfriend during a Christmas trip home. Turns out her ex, Foster, is bringing his new girl to town and oh boy we don't want any of that! It's a whole adorable thing! How much Tyler Hilton can fit into one movie? Find out in this, the twenty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Say hello (or goodbye) ...

27. Holly's Holiday Joe watches the 2012 Christmas(?) movie, Holly's Holiday! Holly's a career-focused lady who doesn't have time for men... unless they're perfect! Then she meets Bo! Bo's perfect! Except for one thing... something the movie doesn't really address! It's very dumb and frustrating! What's the twist? There's only one way to find out: listen to this, the twenty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! (Or watch the movie, I guess.) Joe can be found in the re...

26. A Nanny for Christmas Joe enjoys a flax seed shake (in a bowl) while watching A Nanny for Christmas (2010)! What do you do when you lose your job as ad executive and accidentally get hired as a nanny? Well, if you're Ally, you lie! You lie all the time! And you teach kids to lie! Welcome to A Nanny for Christmas! Get familiar with Danny Donner Chocolates in this, the twenty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Don't forget to say hi to Joe on Twitter @joemoc! He (p...

25. Holiday Joy Joe watches the Christmas(?) teen life-swap movie, Holiday Joy (2016) What happens when life is hard and no one appreciates you and you get hit by a car? Well, you get to try a new life with people who are mean so you learn to appreciate what you had before! That's it! That's the movie! Listen to a sad, beaten man in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what thought on Twitter @joemoc!

24. Christmas Catch Joe watches the entirety of Christmas Catch (2018), he promises! Mack is an undercover police officer. She's also terrible at dating! What happens when these two worlds collide? That's the whole story of the movie! I'll have 36 more descriptions to write after this, the twenty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! You can say hi to Joe on Twitter @joemoc! No pressure!

23. A Christmas Snow Joe watches the 90-minute prologue, A Christmas Snow (2010)! A movie made in 2010 that looks like it came from 1989, it tells the tale of a lady who is mean getting snowed-in with a man who is not and a kid (who is also mean, but is also a kid). Joe did not enjoy this one! What's the secret meaning behind this movie and how can you screw up an obituary? Found out in this, the twenty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Find Joe on Twitter @joemoc!

22. The Truth About Christmas Joe watches the 2018 holiday romp, The Truth About Christmas! Jillian is leading her boyfriend George to political glory! All it takes is a lot of lying, something Jillian has found herself getting better and better at doing. Unfortunately, she lies to the wrong little girl and finds herself CURSED BY SANTA HIMSELF! Early morning video chats, depressing talent shows, and a pointless plot about a toy! Learn about all these and more in this, the twenty-second episod...

21. A Plum Pudding Mystery Joe watches the Hallmark Channel original movie Murder, She Baked: A Plum Pudding Mystery (2015)! In an effort to keep things fresh (and brains sane), Joe tries out a Hallmark original movie from one of their mystery series! Hannah is a baker and she solves crimes and this crime occurs at Christmas, which means I can watch it for the podcast! Who dies? Who killed? Where did plum pudding come from? You can find the answer to all of these questions (except for the last...

20. Holiday in Handcuffs An angry Joe watches the awful, terrible, no-good, very bad movie Holiday in Handcuffs (2007). Trudy kidnaps David at gunpoint and forces him to pretend to be her boyfriend while visiting her awful parents. It's a romantic comedy! What does a mixture of rage and indifference sound like? Find out in this, the twentieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

19. The Christmas Calendar Joe unboxes* the 2017 unexpected mystery, The Christmas Calendar. A mystery gives Emily the gift of a Christmas Calendar! Each day, a new clue is opened leading to the giver's true identity! Follow along as Emily decides which dude in town she thinks it is! There are a lot of characters in this movie and they all appear quite frequently! Who wants to smooch Emily? Who turns out to be a cartoonish villain? Find out in this, the nineteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHR...

18. A Little Christmas Business Joe watches the 2013 fever dream A Little Christmas Business. Look, this movie is inexplicable. Watch the trailer and see for yourself what sort of movie I watched for this gosh darn podcast. Daniel Baldwin plays Donny, a guy who is too busy for life. I guess he learns a lesson? You tell me. It's just so weird. Join Joe on a journey of the soul as he unpacks all of this nonsense on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

17. Christmas Twister Seeking a change of pace, Joe watches Christmas Twister (2012)! It's the Christmas season in Texas (and, presumably, elsewhere)! It's also tornado season?! How is that possible? Find out in a movie barely about Christmas and actually much more about climate change! (Who would watch Climate Change Twister?) (That sounds like a board game.) How happy does a movie filled to the gills with on-screen title cards make Joe? Find out in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHE...

16. Christmas Angel Joe watched a movie called Christmas Angel (2009) and that's pretty much the sum of it. It's a movie about a sad lady learning to be less sad by doing nice things for people without any cost to herself. There's also a really sarcastic guy who is unenjoyable. If that doesn't sell you on this picture, nothing will! Joe didn't care of it! Don't watch it! Listen to Joe, listen to the rain, listen to a description of a boring movie! All that and more in this, the sixteenth episo...

15. Finding Father Christmas Joe joins the search in the 2016 movie Finding Father Christmas! Have you wondered what a Christmas movie mystery would be like? Joe did and that's how he found this movie! Unfortunately, it's not really a mystery movie! It's more of a "characters don't know what's going on oh now they do" movie! Find out how many parents die in this movie when you listen to this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

14. Christmas on Holly Lane Joe absorbs the 2018 holiday film Christmas on Holly Lane! This movie has it all: terrible childhoods, unsatisfactory adulthoods, cheating spouses, impending homelessness, and a cartoonish villain! What more could you ask for? Oh, what's that? Serious stakes? Maybe next time! Join Joe in adoring the opening credits and singing a new Christmas classic in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

13. Christmas Perfection Joe watches the pretty and frustrating (and perfect) Christmas Perfection (2018). Have you wanted anything to be Christmas? How about Irish? What about Perfect? Well, do I have the movie for you! Darcy is sad about... everything? And moves to a little ceramic village and things don't make sense. It's all ruled by a British lady. The end. Come for the exhaustion, stay for the sirens in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

12. Candy Cane Christmas Joe watches the 2020 Lifetime original, Candy Cane Christmas! What will Phoebe do when her favorite holiday spectacle, Candy Cane Lane, shuts down? Complain for a bit then do nothing. If you think this movie is about her trying to bring back Candy Cane Lane, you are wrong and you will be disappointed. Joe was disappointed. Joe gets really angry about selfish parking in this, the twelfth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

Bonus episode! Joe sits down with his very own mom, Bertie, to talk Christmas movies and a surprising amount of turkey talk!

11. Christmas Caper Joe endures the 2007 movie, Christmas Caper. Cate is a burglar and her partner betrays her. Uh oh. She has to go into hiding while the heat dies down so she decides to babysit her neice and nephew. 85 miniutes later, the movie ends. Joe hates this movie and struggles to keep his composure during this, the eleventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS.

10. A Christmas Cruise Oh boy, Joe watches the barely Christmas-related movie A Christmas Cruise (2017)! Having noticed an odd trend in Christmas movies where parents go on cruises during Christmas, Joe hoped to dig deeper into this phenomena. It was a mistake. Learn about New York's secret third big newspaper, a sexy (possibly magical?) Santa, and the worst character Joe's encountered so far! Man oh man, Joe's tired during this, the tenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS...

09. A Christmas Switch Neo-Joe watches the body-switch holiday film A Christmas Switch (2018)! When Nasty Julia and Normal Audrey go shopping at the same Christmas market, sparks fly (literally) when something unexpected happens! This is not the movie Joe thought he was watching, but here he is! Also starring Mrs. Nick (SANTA'S WIFE). Who keeps tins of cookies in the fridge? Find out in this, the ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!

08. A Crafty Christmas Romance Joe watches the actually good and sweet and enjoyable A Crafty Christmas Romance (2020)! Mandy really wants to find Judith because she has some of her old stuff. Jonah wants to help because he's a good guy and because Mandy is so pretty and sweet. They do stuff. A fun time for the whole family! There should have been more Eli! Settle down with Joe as he attempts to talk about a movie that's not a mess! How does he do it? Find out in this, the 8th episode of JOE W...