Episodes
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Nov. 16, 2021
18 / It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
18 / It Came Upon A Midnight Clear Joe takes in the timeless tale of a dead grandpa coming back to life to find a lost angel, It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (1984). This is a very normal holiday flick filled with lots of weird details! Why was there a pie fight? Why did they include a bit where a mental patient thinks he's Superman? We'll never know! Enjoy learning about Joe's favorite new name, WILEY BOGGS, in this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Help J...
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Nov. 15, 2021
17 / Snowmance
17. Snowmance If there's a lady falling in love with a snowman, Joe must be watching Snowmance (2017)! Sarah dreams of a perfect romance! She's tired of these lame-o human guys who don't set her hear aflame! What she needs is a snowman brought to life in the body of a hunky dude! Who doesn't need that?! Joe keeps warm with tea in this, the seventeenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you'd smooch a snowman on Twitter @joemoc!
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Nov. 14, 2021
16 / Mr. St. Nick
16. Mr. St. Nick Joe watches one of the TV-movie-iest TV movies he's ever seen, Mr. St. Nick (2002)! Kelsey Grammar is Nick St. Nicholas and Nick St. Nicholas is Santa's son! Nick doesn't want to be Santa, but he also does! Will he get to be Santa?! Find out by watching! Wait, there's also a bit with an INS agent terrorizing legal immigrants! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that doesn't matter in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe ...
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Nov. 11, 2021
15 / Christmas Coupon
15. Christmas Coupon Joe watches the garbage that is Christmas Coupon (2019). Ivan was a hockey player. Alison was I have on idea. I think a professional ice skater? They fall in love. It doesn't matter. This movie is one of the worst I've seen. Watch it if you want. Good luck. Joe forgot to do the Christmas movie tropes in this, the fifteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Ensure Joe's wellbeing by checking on him on Twitter @joemoc.
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Nov. 11, 2021
14 / A Christmas Hero
14. A Christmas Hero Joe watches a movie that has so much black & white footage, it almost feels like a World War II documentary, A Christmas Hero (2020)! This is about a guy who's an Army vet and suffering from PTSD. a guardian angel shows him he's going to hurt himself if he doesn't change. Then he changes. Not even a Christmas movie. Don't watch it. Listen to the life drain from Joe's voice in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what your g...
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Nov. 9, 2021
13 / A Prince for Christmas
13. A Prince for Christmas Joe watches the sweet and actually enjoyable royal romance, A Prince for Christmas (2015)! Prince Duncan needs to get out of an arranged marriage and finds his escape in the small American town of Aurora! That's where restaurant owner Emma lives! You know the rest! And that's okay! Joe has a nice time in this, the thirteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe is barely on Twitter @joemoc!
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Nov. 7, 2021
12 / Christmas Mail
12. Christmas Mail Joe watches the worst movie of season 2 so far, the US Postal Service-focused "romantic" "comedy", Christmas Mail (2010). There's a new hire as the post office sorting facility. She's Kristi North and she loves Christmas! Maybe she's related to Santa? Maybe! Also, a guy's niece wants him to find someone to kiss! Learn how to make a bird talk to you in this, the twelfth episode of JOE WATCHING 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you prefer an indoor or outdoor picnic...
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Nov. 6, 2021
11 / An Evergreen Christmas
11. An Evergreen Christmas You can't get much more Christmas than a Christmas tree so Joe can't get much more Christmas than by watching An Evergreen Christmas (2014)! When Evie's dad goes to the Christmas tree farm in the sky, she finds herself unexpectedly forced to revisit her hometown. Thankfully, for you and Joe, she brings along her boyfriend, Shay, one of the most unlikable characters we've come across! Enjoy the tossed-in b-story about an abused girl in this, the eleventh episode of JO...
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Nov. 6, 2021
10 / Miracle on Christmas
10. Miracle on Christmas Joe watches the sad, unexpected religious movie, Miracle on Christmas (2020). We're 1/6 of the way through and Joe has given up. Just like has given up once she found out her husband is dying. Just like that! Joe loses hope in this, the tenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Find Joe on Twitter @joemoc and tell him about your day! Did it include a miracle?!
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Nov. 3, 2021
09 / Christmas Crash
09. Christmas Crash Joe watches a movie about businessmen making business decisions (and wolves), Christmas Crash (2009)! Joseph is a terrible husband. Thankfully, he and his wife are in a plane crash and have to survive the wilderness and wolves. It makes it all better! Learn how to fend off wolves in this, the ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if you'd go on a sea plane ride with him @joemoc!
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Nov. 3, 2021
08 / 3 Day Christmas
08. 3 Day Christmas Joe watches another family implode in the movie with two titles, 3 Day Christmas (or 3 Day War) (2012). It's weird how one of them doesn't mention Christmas! Martin is unhappy so decides to take advice from his abusive brother and keep his family hostage for 3 days. That's genuinely the story. It's a comedy! Join Joe as he audibly struggles with this frown-that's-a-film in this, the eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe who your favorite ch...
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Nov. 2, 2021
07 / Angels in the Snow
07. Angels in the Snow Joe watches the unhappy family feature, Angels in the Snow (2015)! It's no fun at all! The Montgomery family heads to a cabin for Christmas. They all seem to hate each other. Except for the little girl, but she's just a kid! She doesn't know she's supposed to hate her family! There are also ghosts. Join Joe on this awful adventure in this, the seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS!
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Nov. 1, 2021
06 / The Christmas Edition
06 / The Christmas Edition Joe dips into the world of print media with the holiday publishing saga, The Christmas Edition (2020)! Jackie moves to Alaska to take over a paper no one reads! Can she turn things around? Almost certainly! Find out what causes Joe to get genuinely angry at this movie he sort of enjoyed in this, the sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS EPISODES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe if you want to you the editor in chief of the Sunshine Chronicle on Twitter @joemoc!
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Oct. 31, 2021
05 / A Christmas Slay
05. A Christmas Slay Joe finds a way to honor Halloween while watching another Christmas movie by enduring A Christmas Slay (2015)! There's a Murder Santa on the loose! He's ready ruin Emma's Christmas vacation by killing all her friends! He's gonna end up on Santa's naughty list! Find out how strong a candy cane truly is in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know whether you think Ryan cheated on Twitter @joemoc!
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Oct. 30, 2021
04 / A Different Kind of Christmas
04. A Different Kind of Christmas Joe genuinely doesn't mind this throwback to the 90's, A Different Kind of Christmas (1996)! Santa Claus has come to town and he's staying! The kids love it, single mom Elizabeth hates it, and Joe doesn't mind it! What will you think?! Find out the secret of Santa in this, the fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how'd you feel if someone left a used diaper in front your home @joemoc!
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Oct. 29, 2021
03 / How Sarah Got Her Wings
03. How Sarah Got Her Wings Joe watches a movie with two halves that didn't need its second half, How Sarah Got Her Wings (2015)! Sarah gets hit by a bus and finds out she's not quite good enough to get into Heaven. She gets a second chance to make things better and sorta uses her ex's love for her to go along with whatever she wants? Merry Christmas! Joe enjoys a break from movies with too many characters with one that barely has any characters or sets in this, the third episode of JOE WATCHE...
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Oct. 28, 2021
02 / A Dog for Christmas
2. A Dog for Christmas Joe watches his second movie in a row with over a dozen characters and nary a one of them likable, A Dog for Christmas! Dave is an awful man, filled with rage and always looking to get away from his family. This movie is about his Christmas. And there's a boy trying to prove Santa exists by taunting death! Enjoy! Join Joe in learning about antiquated gender roles in this, the second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know whether you're a Man...
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Oct. 27, 2021
01 / Christmas Survival
1. Christmas Survival Welcome to season 2 of Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days! We're doing it again! To kick the second season off, Joe jumps into the thick of it with a movie filled with approximately 20 characters and almost all of the unlikable! It's Christmas Survival (also known as Surviving Christmas with the Relatives in the UK) and it's not fun! Listen to Joe try to keep this mess straight in this, the first episode of season 2 of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! ...
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Dec. 26, 2020
60 / Back to Christmas
60. Back to Christmas For the final episode of this journey, Joe watches the time travel(?) Christmas romp, Back to Christmas (aka Correcting Christmas) (2014)! Ali regrets dumping her ex so a weirdo named Ginny gives her a chance to go back and change what happened! So she does! But things don't get any better! That's it! Listen to Joe wrap up this months-long saga in this, the SIXTIETH episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know what you'd go back in time and pointle...
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Dec. 26, 2020
59 / Crazy for Christmas
59. Crazy for Christmas Joe watches the cotton candy-like Christmas flick, Crazy for Christmas (2005)! Shannon wants to spend Christmas Eve with her son, Trevor, but her boss says she's needed to drive a limo for a very rich, very weird guy! What will Shannon find out that will change her very life?! What a mystery! Listen to Joe talk about a movie that's basically fine on this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know who you'd like your limo driver...
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Dec. 25, 2020
58 / Holiday Breakup
58. Holiday Break-Up Joe watches the apparently not-Christmas-related annoy movie, Holiday Breakup (2016)! Chloe is eccentric. Jeff is not. They get together and then they break up. Joe did not have a good time with this one, folks. He wishes he could have broken up with the movie, haha. Listen to Joe debate whether this movie actually had a script on this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES SIXTY MOVIES IN SIXTY DAYS! Let Joe know which holiday you wish you could break up with someone d...
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Dec. 25, 2020
57 / Dear Santa
57. Dear Santa Joe watches the genuinely delightful and fun Dear Santa (2011)! Crystal doesn't have much going on in her life until she finds a kid's letter to Santa asking for a new mom! Can Crystal fill the hole left by the Grim Reaper and find true love? You betcha! Listen to Joe try to make it fun listening to him love a movie on this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if you're willing to replace a mom just to make a kid's Christmas bet...
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Dec. 24, 2020
56 / Holiday Switch
56. Holiday Switch Joe watches the just plum terrible and boring life-switch movie Holiday Switch (2007)! Paula hates her life and is satisfied taking it out on her family. One day, she crawls through her dryer and finds herself in a new, perfect life. She also hates that one. Then she learns a lesson. Whatever. Listen to Joe give in real time on this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe why he shouldn't hate this movie over on Twitter @joemoc!
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Dec. 24, 2020
55 / Christmas Every Day
55. Christmas Every Day Joe watches the 90's time loop Christmas movie, Christmas Every Day (1996)! Since Billy hates Christmas, imagine how much he'll hate having to live through Christmas every day! All of the repetition jokes of Groundhog Day without any of the philosophy! Find out about Joey, a kid giving all Joe's a bad name, in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what you'd do if you re-did today tomorrow on Twitter @joemoc!