Episodes

6. Silent Night Joe is joined by his bed bud, Rusty, to discuss the Christmas movie that's actually about death, Silent Night (2021)! Joe's friend Rusty joins the show for the first in a series of guest appearances. What will connect his different drop-ins? Find out while also listening to the guys discuss an absolutely depressing Christmas tale about our own mortality. By the end, everyone's dead! Well, maybe... Hear Joe and Rusty have a swell time talking about a sad movie in this, the sixth...

5. Holiday Hell Just because Joe is on the journey to Christmas doesn't mean he can't also celebrate Halloween! Thus he finds a spooky and gross Christmas movie just for you, Holiday Hell (2019)! This anthology presents the viewer with four scary stories centered around holidays. Each has its own twist! Each has its own grizzly murders! Each is also not very good! Listen to Joe recount tales of tale and regret choosing this movie in this, the fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN...

4. A Holiday Homecoming Joe finds an MVP in the unlikeliest places while watching the movie about a guy who keeps saying he doesn't like kids, , A Holiday Homecoming! When a fire burns down a nearby home for children, a small town does what it can to care for the homeless youths. Except for Jesse, that is. He doesn't like kids! If you're not sure, don't worry. He'll remind you approximately 100 times in the first half hour. Enjoy a shopping montage! Enjoy a playing-in-the-snow-montage! Enjoy MA...

3. Deck the Heart Joe loses his mind while watching the employee-and-boss romance, Deck the Heart (2021)! The movie is supposed to be about a work-obsessed man finding love with a lady who never celebrates Christmas for herself. It's really about the most insane dialogue and scenes that never end. It's almost impossible to describe, but Joe does his best! Joe wanders through the mists of madness in this, the third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Joe is on Twitter and In...

2. A Christmas Recipe for Romance Feeling hungry? Well, it's a good thing Joe's here to talk about A Christmas Recipe for Romance (2019)! A tainted chef, a lady who can't cook, and an inn on the verge of bankruptcy. That, my friends, is the true recipe at hand. Can Abby and Jason come together to save the inn while also smooching each other? Probably! There's also a cooking competition and an evil TV network executive! Get your mise en place and get listening! Find out what makes Joe genuinely...

1. Christmas Collision Joe kicks off a new season by watching the cookie-obsessed holiday tale, Christmas Collision (2021)! Check the clock because it's time to watch another 60 Christmas movies! Joe kicks things off with a good one! Well, not good-good. You know get what we're saying. It's the story of a Business Lady and a Small Town Man and A Guy Who Might Be Santa. Oh, also Evil Business Men who don't matter to the plot. What more could you ask for?! Joe looks for the magic cookie recipe i...

60. Joy for Christmas Joe watches the final Christmas movie of the run, Joy for Christmas (2021)! When Holly (another Holly!) has to help her family's business, she turns to former baseball player Jack Kane for assistance. She teaches him the secret of loving Christmas. He teachers her... nothing. Eventually, they smooch! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe bring it to a close in this, the sixtieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Say hi to Joe on Twitter and Instagram @joemo...

59. A Christmas Star Joe watches the movie that tells a woman "less work, most smooch", A Christmas Star (2021)! Madeline is on the cusp of discovering a new meteor shower and she's going to do everything she can to properly document for both herself and the scientific community! That is, until, a man tells her she's too focused on work. Then she basically quits! Merry Christmas! Learn about priorities in this, the fifty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe ab...

58. Mercy Christmas Joe scarfs down a Christmas movie secretly about cannibalism, Mercy Christmas (2017)! This movie stars a character named Michael Briskett. What else do you need? Oh, you need the rest of a movie? Wow, don't you think highly of yourself. Fine, this movie also features carolers and gore. Merry Christmas! Joe yearns for a good ol' fashioned family Christmas in this, the fifty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how you like your ribs @joemoc...

57. Rock 'n Roll Christmas Joe watches the family feudin' flick, Rock 'n Roll Christmas (2019)! Bonnie Rose and her daughter, Ashlyn Rose, treat each other like crap. Get ready for a movie that's about 50% people being mean to each other and 40% a good time! (The other 10% is smoochin', eatin', and credits!) Listen to Joe play song after song in this, the fifty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe which classic holiday tune you want to cover for our upcoming...

56. The Knight Before Christmas Joe watches a cornerstone of the Vanessa Hudgens Christmas Universe, The Knight Before Christmas (2019)! There's a knight and he travels through time to the future and he meets a lady and they have so much fun and then he saves a kid and then he bakes bread and then he kisses the lady. Merry Christmas! Find out which line from the movie made Joe laugh out loud in this, the fifty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES SIXTY CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe why the w...

55. A Year from Now Joe watches the gimmick, er, movie, A Year from Now (2021)! This movie is about Veronica who seems so unhappy with her life. Then she starts traveling a year into the future every time she sleeps. Then she decides she was happy all along. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get embarrassingly worked up about things that will never matter and no one else will care about in this, the fifty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe if things will be dif...

54. Mistletoe Mixup Joe watches the movie that's actually a Lawrence family reunion, Mistletoe Mixup (2021)! When Holly wishes to find Mr. Right, she ends up meeting TWO Mr. Wrights! She then dates them both despite really being into only one of them, leading to a shocking amount of physical violence! Merry Christmas! Listen Joe forget things he wanted to talk about and only realize it when he edited the episode in this, the fifty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! ...

53. A Karate Christmas Miracle Joe watches a movie that made him genuinely feel sick, A Karate Christmas Miracle (2020)! This is a bad one. It is ugly. It is incomprehensible. It feels like someone's dirty secret you shouldn't have seen. It has nothing to do with Christmas. It barely has anything to do with karate. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe struggle to convey any details about a movie in this, the fifty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe it'll be okay @...

52. Christmas on the Bayou Joe watches the only Christmas movie about leaving the big city to find love, Christmas on the Bayou (2013)! When Katherine visits home for Christmas, she gets more than she bargained for! And we're talking about Southern cooking! We're also talking about smooches decades in the making! Merry Christmas! Find out why Joe is disappointed with himself in this, the fifty-second episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know you're disappointed in h...

51. Christmas in the City Joe watches a movie featuring more shirtless muscle boys than you can shake a candy cane at, Christmas in the City (2013)! You know all those Christmas movies about a lady who leaves the big city to find her true love? This movie is like that, but the opposite! It also features a real Santa, but he doesn't do squat! Merry Christmas! Joe is buying your mom's business in this, the fifty-first episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Send Joe your homemade...

50. A Royal Christmas Ball Joe watches a, uh, a movie about long lost love, I don't know, A Royal Christmas Ball (2017). You ever have a significant other and then find out, 17 years later, they had a kid you helped make? If so, maybe this movie is about you. If not, maybe you should give it a shot. It worked out for these lovebirds. Listen to Joe waste an hour he's never going to get back in this, the fiftieth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe the name of your s...

49. One Magic Christmas Joe watches a movie that teaches you about the magic of Christmas... or else, One Magic Christmas (1985)! Ginnie Grainger doesn't care a flip about Chrsitmas. All she cares about is keeping her job, taking care of her family, and having to move in 10 days. Luckily, Santa sends one of his angels to straighten her out! Listen to Joe tell you how to bring people back to life in this, the forty-ninth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe about you...

48. A Christmas Wish for Hudson Joe watches a film about romantic stalking, A Christmas Wish for Hudson (2021)! When Lori sees a hunky firefighting widower on TV, she decides to stalk him! Then lies about stalking him to his face! Then they fall in love! Merry Christmas! Joe learns about the importance of having a website in this, the forty-eighth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe what our secret ingredient is @joemoc!

47. 12 Wishes of Christmas Joe watches an adventure in stupid decisions, 12 Wishes for Christmas (2011)! When Laura gets the chance to make TWELVE wishes for ANYTHING SHE COULD WANT, she blows it at every single turn. An astonishing waste of potential that will leave you sick to your stomach! Merry Christmas! Joe gets big mad at little things in this, the forty-seventh episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe the fifth wish you'd make @joemoc!

46. A Song for Christmas Joe watches a movie that's not really about a song, A Song for Christmas (2017)! Adelaide Kay is a rising country superstar, but she'd rather hang out with people she doesn't know! Can she get away from the fakeness of the music industry and find something real?! You bet your sweet Christmas tree she can! Listen to Joe freeze to death in this, the forty-sixth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe about song you wrote @joemoc!

45. Silver Bells Joe watches the movie that's actually an advertisement for the Salvation Army, Silver Bells (2013)! Bruce is an unlikable person who does unlikable things that negatively affect his family. When he's forced to volunteer with the Salvation Army, everything gets fixed and he turns into a good person. How MIRACULOUS! Merry Christmas! Ring a bell for Joe's sanity while listening to this, the forty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how much you ...

44. A Christmas Village Joe watches a movie possibly made for idiots, A Christmas Village (2018)! When PR person Piper finds herself in a cook book quagmire, she decides to help save a struggling Christmas theme park. And then she saves it? That part sort of happens so fast, it doesn't matter. Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe get unnecessarily mad at things no one should care about in this, the forty-fourth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Tell Joe how you get your cucumbe...

43. On Strike for Christmas Joe watches a movie about fighting the patriarchy while also getting your shopping done, On Strike for Christmas (2010)! Joy works hard every year to make sure Christmas is perfect. This year, however, she's been pushed too far! It's time to show the men in her life they need to help pull the load around here! It's time to strike! Merry Christmas! Listen to Joe speed through an easy watch in this, the forty-third episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAY...